Loony Moonie

Uno! Dos! One, two, tres quatro!

First Verse:
Always net-surfing
And speaking Japanese.
Two buns on her head.
Get her away from me!

Chorus:
Loony Moonie! Loonie Moonie!
Loony Moonie, Loony Moonie, Loony Moonie.

Second Verse:
Making weird speeches
With real big eyes.
And Sailor Moon products
Are all she buys.

Chorus:
Loony Moonie! Loony Moonie.
(Yeah, that's right!)
Loony Moonie, Loony Moonie, Loonie Moonie.

Thrid Verse:
She dyes her hair blue
And now it's dark green.
If she says that word again, (Sailor Moon!)
I think I'm gonna scream!

Chorus:
Loony Moonie! Loony Moonie.
(Yeah!)
Loony Moonie, Loony Moonie, Loony Moonie.