| King Moogle's Messed-Up FAQ |
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| To get Ultros: To get the King of Octopuses, beat Chupon in the Coloseum 50 times. He will call Ultros for help, whom you must defeat... To get General Leo: Find the Esper-Fixer-Upper, listed in Cyan's Machinery Manual. Use it to fix the Pheonix Esper, and place it on General Leo's Grave. He will be healed, and join your party! To find Baram and Clyde's Treasure (1 Million GP): Take Shadow and General Leo to the Phantom Forest. Shadow will remark about the stolen treasure, and General Leo will get really upset that HE was the crook. You then must choose the 1 million GP, or General Leo. If you choose the money, Leo will quit. If you choose the General, Leo will make you give back the money. Get the Tyranosaurus Esper: Fight in the Dinosaur Forest until you fin the Tyrano King. When you get his HP to below 10,000 he will plead for his life. If you spare him, he will give you the Tyranosaurus Esper! Get Cid: Cid CANNOT have died earlier. Get Ultros in your party, and talk to Cid. Cid will tell you that he built Ultros; Ultros is a Robot! Ultros then has a mental breakdown and fall apart-- literally. Cid will tell you he knows Ultros was a valubule asset to your party, and will join in Ultros's place! Get the Submersible Airship: Take Cid to the science lab in the back of Kefka's Tower. he will tell you h can upgrade the airship if you leave him with it for one hour. The hour is in real time, so just go outside and build up EXP or Magic Points. After an hour, go back to Cid and he will give your the Submersible Airship! Get Cid's Elephant Gun: Take Locke to Zozo with General Leo. There will be a hold-up in the item shop out back. General Leo will challenge the crook. If Locke steals from him, you might get the Elephant Gun for Cid! Get Kefka: When you fight him in Narshe (with Banon), there is a chance you might steal a dark chain from him. He says he will give anything for it. If you say "Become Allies" he will join you party, and Gehstal will be the main enemy. He will push Leo off (error in the game) instead of Kefka pushing off him. Go Shopping: with Kefka in your party, visit a desert. He will get sand in his boots, and ask to shop for new ones. If you say "Yes", a mall will open near Narshe and you can customize your clothing! Be warned-- Abergrombie and Clitch has the cheapest item at 50 Trillion GP!!!!! Get Cloud Strife: have one of your characters poisioned. There is a small chance that if a monster on the triangle island eats your poisoned character, it will throw up Cloud. Buy an Atma Weapon: Go To Timbuktu (Soon to come) And tell everyone you are a wimp. A Guy showing pity will sell you it for only 200 Gil!!! |