assume,plan,judge....*catching my breath*.............. suppose,deem,consider,devise,muse.....geez...just use up some of that grey matter in your head!
Then..the great day of your life; you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. You BECOME 21..YES! Then..you TURN 30. What happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED;.. we had to throw him out. Whats wrong? What changed? You BECOME 21; you TURN 30. Then you are PUSHING 40..stay over there. You REACH 50.
You BECOME 21; you TURN 30; you're PUSHING 40; you REACH 50; then...you MAKE IT to 60. Sigh...by then you have built up so much speed, you HIT 70. After that, it's a day by day thing. You HIT Wednesday.
You get into your 80's; you HIT lunch, ...you HIT 4:30. My Grandmother won't even buy green bananas. "Well, its an investment, you know ,and maybe a bad one." And it doesn't end there......
Into the 90's you start going backwards. "I was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens...if you MAKE IT over a 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half."
49. ACT NATURALLY
48.FOUND MISSING
47. RESIDENT ALIEN
46. ADVANCED BASIC
45. GENUINE IMITATION
44. AIRLINE FOOD
43. GOOD GREIF
42. SAME DIFFERENCE
41. ALMOST EXACTLY
40. SANITARY LANDFILL
39. GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION
38. ALONE TOGETHER
37. LEGALLY DRUNK
36. SILENT SCREAM
35. BRITISH FASHION
34. LIVING DEAD
33. SMALL CROWD
32. BUSINESS ETHICS
31. SOFT ROCK
30. MILITARY INTELLIGENCE
29. SOFTWARE DOCUMENTATION
28. COMPUTER PROGRAM CALLED 'INFALLIBLE'
27. NEW YORK CULTURE
26. NEW CLASSIC
25. SWEET SORROW
24. CHILDPROOF
23. 'NOW AND THEN...
22. SYNTHETIC NATURAL GAS
21. CHRISTAIN SCIENTISTS
20. PASSIVE AGRESSION
19. TAPED LIVE
18. CLEARLY MISUNDERSTOOD
17. PEACE FORCE
16. EXTINCT LIFE
15. TEMPORARY TAX INCREASE
14. PLASTIC GLASSES
13. TERRIBLY PLEASED
12. COMPUTER SECURITY
11. POLITICAL SCIENCE
10. TIGHT SLACKS
9. DEFINATELY MAYBE
8. PRETTY UGLY
7. TWELVE-OUNCE POUND CAKE
6. DIET ICE CREAM
5. RAP MUSIC
4. WORKING VACATION
3. EXACT ESTIMATE
2. RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE
AND THE NUMBER ONE TOP OXY MORON....
MICROSOFT WORKS!
Find 7, you have above average power of observation.
Find 8, you are very observant. Congratulate yourself.
Find 9, you are extremely observant. Very intuitive and creative.
Find 10 or more, you have been drinking too many of my BLUE MARGARITAS!
Add 6
Multiply it by 2
Add 4
Halve it
Add 3
Subtract 5
Subtract 6
Subtract the number you first thought of
The answer is zero!
Double it
Add 10
Take away 4
Add 2
Halve it
Take away the number you first thought of
The answer is 4!
As always.....True..
