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DOG BATH
STEPS TO FOLLOW
1. First find dog, while he is sleeping behind the sofa.
(sleeping place may vary in different homes.)
2. Then you must, and this is very important.
Sneak up on dog, while he is sleeping.
3. If dog heard you sneaking up on him, you will now have to chase the dog.
Or trick him with a treat.
4. When you finally catch the dog,
hold him firmly in both arms.
Now you are going to try and wet him,
really really well.
Now pour on shampoo.
CAUTION - AT THIS POINT DOG WILL BE
SLIPPERY.
CONTINUE WITH CARE.
5. After you have lather the dog,
RINSE, RINSE, RINSE.
At least ten to twenty times.
6. Carefuly untangle yourself from dog and jump out of way.
7. Dog will dry himself off by rolling around on
carpet or ground and shaking.
SINCERELY,
THE INNOCENT CAT
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