Dog poop/folio- Ok this was awhile back at last folio. Well, I hadn't really been feeling all too well that afternoon, but I decided to meet Bailey, Dina and Natasha in town anyway. So I did and I got jellybelly jellybeans (the first time!!!). So then we decided to walk to the High School to go see Folio. Well on the way, we stopped to talk to Elouise outside her house, because she had just got out of the car, and I swear to God, that was to only time I ever stepped on the grass. Ok well we got to folio alright and I was sitting down and, well to be frank, It smelled like crap. So I say to Natasha, "EHH! It reallky reeks in here!," but we passed it off as a school smell, you know somebody farted or something. Then later I was sitting next to Bailey and the smell was really getting to me because it wasn't going away, so I said to Bailey,"Lets check our shoes," personnally hoping that Bailey had the poop on her shoes instead of me, but sure enough, it was me. So I was like "oh, shit!" and I waved Natasha to go outside with me. So we went outside and laughingly, I scraped, my shoe off on the sidewalk(with my foot still in it) and so, after much gagging on both our parts, we go back in. But still the smell bothers us. So this time with Dina, and some icecubes and a napkin we go back outside. There They made me knell on the Ledge (you know, by the back cafeteria entrance on both sides theres these legdes with bushes in them) while Dina and Tasha scraped the dog poop off my shoe. Well, Natasha was gagging so much, she had to leave before she threw up, but Dina scraped on. Soon we were laughing soooo hard that I was crying. THen this girl came up, that Dina knew, and she told her my plight, and my eyes were still wet from laughing, so she said; "Oh don't cry! do you want me to get paper towels?" I nodded and soon she came back withlike three other girls, thier arms full of wet paper towels, telling me not to cry and to feel better about myself. Well after that, we decided that we had enough of knelling on the cold stone and scraping poop, so we went back to folio, but it still smelled really bad. So this time Dina and I went to the girl's bathroom, where we ran my shoe under water and using my house key(which I have not been able to find since then), paper towles and a penny, we tried to scrape the remaining poop off my shoe. This dog must have eaten a marron crayon because there was marroon in it's poop. Disgusting, I know. Well anyway, we were brought upon many different characters in the girl's bathroom (all of them female of course)> some of them thought it was funny, somethought we were losers, some thought we were crazy( and that night we were) and some just thought it was just disgusting. We made many trips to the batheroom, that night. It was funny to see me smeeling my shoe, breathing it in like one does with a good wine, we tried soap and perfume to make it smell better, but it just wouldn't stop smelling like dog poop. Well anyway, my shoe was all wet from being under the water, so I had to walk around with one shoe, the poop smelling one in my hand. Anyway, we came upon some people in the hallway, I don't remember quite who was there, but i think Katie Okamoto was there, anyway Dina was like, "Guess whats missing from this picture{[me}]" but everyone easily got that I wasn't wearing one of my shoes.(i tried to hide my blatently white socked foot in my pants, didn't work.
Well, anyway, that night, it might have been the jellybeans, or the dog poop, or the pain killers I had taken earlier, or maybe even all of them, but that night, Ihonestly think i had gone crazy. Many a student has come up to me of one of my friends, to ask if I was high that night. and NO I WASN'T!! That was one crazy night. and too this day, one of my shoes still remains a shade darker thatn the other one {its from the water running over it NOT the poo!} THE END. jeez that was a long one.! |