| Random Quotes Page Five |
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| Mystery Science Theatre 3000 quotes The Apaches, you've heard of the 'paches, haven't you? "The Cabbage 'paches?" "Kill the milk lover!" "Torchholders are on option in newer homes" "Uh, please don't use the guest towels as toilet paper again." "Hey Malta, get a tree!" "Oh look, he stained him shirt again. The movie should have just covered him in cat vomit" "He died just as he lived. Mud stained and splayed" "You've had the misfortune to run into me, a life ruining idiot." |
| "You're leaving! But your reputation is at stake here!" "Not to mention you have foam seeping through your pant leg." -Dodie* and Macie* |
| This page is mostly TV quotes |
| "Wack it!" -Bethany Bailey's Sister |
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| "Well theres three, but-" -Me and Natasha AT THE EXACT SAME TIME |
| "Yo my homies, what is up, bitch." -me |
| "How do you aspire to play a really really really long horn? 'I know I want to play a really really really long horn!" -Me |
| "You should never date someone older than you. Or younger than you." "Dad!" "I'm just kidding! -No really, don't" -Hannah and her dad on Saving Grace. |
| "Because I know all about Snape, and he wasn't about to put on a turban." -J.K. Rowling |
| "I think my mom is trying to call you a girl, Becky, are you going to take that sitting down." -Natasha |
| "Detachable Penis, Detachable Penis, - Shut up! I'm trying to sing! Detachable Penis, Detachable Penis! -Natasha |
| "SO basically aba dabba doo, I'm lazy, aba dabba doo." -Natasha |
| "Helas, j'ai Transfigure mes Pieds! (Alas, I have transfigured my feet.)" -Malecrit -just dont ask, believe me, you'll only think worse of me |
| "mmmm...... cream piss." -Natasha |
| "You know, cottage cheese isn't so bad if you eat around the crusty part." -Hoodsie*. |
| "If brains was a crime, you'd never do time." -Star Jones (aka Tracy Morgan [SNL]) |
| *for those of you who do not watch Nickelodeon these characters are from As Told By Ginger, coinsidently, one of the best shows on Televison. |
| "Should I kill you, or court you?" -movie that is repeatively on channel 36 |
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