| Movie Quotes Page One |
Harry Potter (mind you some are not funny, I just like them) "There, there Hagrid, its not really good bye after all." -Dumbledore "Wake up cousin! We're going to the zoo!" -Dudley "How many are there?" "36, I counted them myself." "36! But last year, last year I had 37!" -Dudley and Uncle Vernon "What happened!" "I swear I don't know! One minute the glass was there and the next it was gone! It was like magic!" ~pushes Harry into the cupboard and slams the door. "Theres no such thing as magic!" -Uncle Vernon and Harry "Fine day Sunday, in my opinion the best day of the week, and why is that Dudley" Dudley shrugs and takes another cookie. "Because theres no post on Sundays?" "Right you are Harry! No post on Sundays, no blasted letters today!" -Uncle Vernon and Harry "Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?" -Dudley "Sorry about that." -Hagrid on breaking the door down "I demand you leave at once, sir, you are breaking and entering!" "Dry up, Dursley, you great prune!" -Uncle Vernon and Hagrid "Mind I haven't seen you since you were a baby, Harry, but you're a bit more along then I expected, particularly around the middle." -Hagrid "I got something for you. 'Fraid I might have sat on it at some point, I imagine it'll taste fine all the same -baked it myself, words and all!" -Hagrid "I'm just Harry - just Harry" -Guess "A car crash! A car crash kill Lily and James Potter?!" "We had to tell him something!" "It's an outrage! a scandal!" -Hagrid and Aunt Petunia "Bless my soul, its Harry Potter!" -Tom the Bartender "Its about you-know-what in vault you-know-which" -Hagrid "Curious, Very Curious." -Olivander "But thats why everybody knows your name; you're the boy who lived." -Hagrid "Excuse me, excuse me. Sir can you tell me where I might find platform 9 3/4?" "Platform 9 3/4? Think you're being funny do ya?" -Harry and that guy at King's Cross Mrs. Weasley: Fred, you next. George: He's not Fred, I am! Fred: Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Mrs. Weasley: Oh, I'm sorry George! Fred: Only joking! I am Fred! |