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To understand, or not to understand? That is the question! |
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Tammy The Hooker |
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Once upon a time there was this hooker named Tammy. She had 1 leg, 2 teeth, 3 arms and a detachable penis. Turns out Tammy the hooker was really a man. Tammy was 7 years old and looked 82. Her dad sold her body for drug money. There was this guy, Pedro, he was homophobic and Tammy pinched his butt! Pedro liked to eat cereal and jello so Tammy with her weird mind decided to disgust Pedro and put his jello between her raunchy toes and sit in his cereal and demanded wild and crazy monkey sex!
Tammy eventually got caught for her demand of wild and crazy monkey sex and is now a midget.
authors: Ana, Nikki, Brandon, and Me |
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Herman The Hermaphrodite |
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Once upon a time there was this hermaphrodite named Herman who thought he was a dog. Herman the hermaphrodite liked to piss on peoples legs and hump fire hydrants. Herman had a neighbor named Sivart and Sivart had a cat named Krammot. Herman liked to rape poor Krammot. One day Sivart walked into the backyard and caught Herman raping poor Krammot. Sivart cased after Herman, but then Herman pulled out his little moses and pissed on Sivart's leg. Sivart got mad and tryed to kick Herman in the head, but Krammot came along to save Sivart and bit Hermans little moses off and Herman the hemaphrodite ran home crying.
authors: Ana and Me |
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| Green Ketchup and Flying Monkeys |
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One day Betty, the Asian whore, was working her corner when a man came up and hired her for the night. Betty found out that this man was an American from Texas named Micah. So anyway, Micah takes Betty to a $3 a night motel at Motel 7, where he gave her some Vicodine! Then Betty gets on her knees and pulls out Micah's curious george and starts suckin away. After awhile Betty starts to humm Happy Birthday while suckin on Micah's george. After humming an encore, Betty falls on the floor alseep, and Micah leaves her in the room and goes back to Texas where he has 15 kids, 4 goats, 6 pickup trucks that don't run, and a life time supply of Jack Daniels Country Cocktail! Meanwhile, back at Motel 7, Betty wakes up and finds she is covered in the most disgusting thing in the world...GREEN KETCHUP!!!
When Betty finally gets up, she goes into the bathroom to wash off the green ketchup, but when she opens the door she is attacked by green ketchup weilding flying monkeys! Betty got soooooooo scared of the flying monkeys that she ran out of the Motel without paying her $3 or putting her clothes back on.
...Betty was later arrested for indecent exposure and assult with green ketchup. She now lives in the Chino Women's Prison with her girlfriend, Big Birtha.
authors: Ana and Me |
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Cathernathikkina |
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There once was a smurf named Cathernathikkina. She was the only girl smurf other than Smurfette. Cathernathikkina was an outcast because she was pink and not blue like the rest. The other smurfs though she was weird and stayed away from her, and always went to Smurfette for a quick screw. One day Cathernathikkina ran away from the village and started her own psychic network. People loved Madam Cathernathikkina's fortune telling and she made millions of dollars. She now lives in a condo in Malibu. Smurfette continued whoring in the village. She has 30 bastard children, and is still acting like the village bicycle, everyone gets a ride.
Author: Ana |
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*NOTE* These stories may not make sence to you. Some of them have inside stories behind them that you will never even begin to understand. Some I don't even understand. |
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Here fishy fishy |
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