| 1) When do we get our own Video Game? 2) Why didn't Denis Leary do Rescue Me in Boston? 3) When will Ladder 49 become required viewing on High School Career Day? 4) Why didn't the city buy the extended Sports package? 5) How can we carry so many tools? 6) Didn�t Steve-O from Jack ass work at Truck 2? 7) Why do they have us put so much shit in our pockets and wonder why it takes so long to get somewhere? 8) Are you in Hell when you are trying to decide between Golf and skinamax? 9) Damn! Why is the playboy channel out again!? 10) How do we tell which end goes to the fire when the couplings are sexless? 11) Why can�t we have any half naked women running out of buildings to save? 12) If the Chief hates the water why does he have a telescope pointed towards the beach? 13) Why are probie called the pumpkin patch?? 14) Why did we get rid of the dog but kept the chief? 15) Why is there a speedometer on a fire truck? Who the hell is going to pull you over? 16) Chief can we use the CAF system to throw a Foam Party on Medal Day? 17) Chief can I barrow the tanker and the 4inch to fill up my pool? 18) Captain can we switch the chiefs SCBA Bottle with a Helium Tank? 19) Why if we fuck up we got to sing "I'm a little tea pot" in front of everyone? 20) Why are there all these colors on the pump panel it is confusing? 21) Captain why are we using the gear dryer to dry hose? |
| 22) How did my wife's panties get into the hose bed? 23) Why do we have to take driver training on the patrol?? its just a van! 24) Captain can we move the fire house to Dunkin Donuts? 25) Chief can you make a drill this weekend? Need an excuse to not go somewhere with the wife/husband 26) Cap, Can we do a surprise inspection tonight at the local college's girl dorm? 27) Can we hose down that girl, she's wearing white 28 ) Who is Krystal Kupps? She is on the Phone. 29) Damn I spent all my rent money at the bar. 30) I need a door wedge. Where's a probie? 31) Why join the fd if you�re going to bitch about being dirty 32) Why do they also burn on the tenth floor? 33) Why are the hydrants always so damn far away and DOWN hill.... 34) I'm in the mood for a comedy. Where is Backdraft? 35) I just love a fire call during a horrible dinner. 36) If god created everyone equal, then why do we have truckies? 37) My next car is going to be a fire truck. 38 ) What does the Chief look like Elmer Fudd? 39) The only drink I know about is beer. 40) How can I get a month off and not use vacation time? 41) I need the dishes washed.....hey probie?? 42) Shift starts at 6...it's 6:15...zzzzzzzzzzz |
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