Chris (Nicolas) Chringal
aka. Santa (Clause), Father Christmas.
Well, now that I think about it, I think that I'm known as big, fat and old because of the time I told that to a web site just so that it could let me look at porn. But a-hem, nevermind about that! Hehe.
Actual Real Age: 1003
Appearence (norm): Old, fat and jolly
Appearence (real): Young and small
Animals (pets): 3 dozen Elves
Known residence: North pole
Sex (as in gender): Male
Giving Kids Cigars,
Killing annoying relatives,
Or just generally givin' out presents.
Oh, and I also like the tad bit of extreme sporting now and again. Especially extreme 3000ft free-falling whilest ironing.
This let's you surf without restrictions (maybe)
This site is dedicated to moi, Santa. But it's the old fat moi!
This is my friend, Repet.
(and on a brighter note- MERRY CHRISTMAS!)
