CAN YOUR MAN NOT KEEP HIS SWORD IN HIS SHEATH?

1. Your husband/boyfriend comes home after a long day of...
Work
Drinking
More Drinking
Doesn't come home at all

2. The last time your husband told you how beautiful you are, he was...
Smiling
Drunk
Horny
Told me what?

3.Your husband/boyfriend commonly smells like...
An honest day's work
Ale
A lot of ale
Cheap perfume

4.The fucus on your husband's collar is...
cherry
coral
crimson
not yours

5.In his sleep, your husband calls out...
your name
your sister's name
your neighbor's wife's name
your neighbor's name

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