1. Master the system not the facts.
2. It's not how about how much work you put in. It's about how much ass you kiss.
3. Life is not short, life is long. Especially if you make the wrong decisions.
4. When you marry, you likely sacrifice all dreams and hopes.
5. Mr. Harens is an asshole.
6. High School apparently isn't about who gets the best grades. High School is about who got laid the most, who has the coolest shoes/car/most friends.
7. Boycotting MTV leaves you with a great sense of elation.
8. Mr. Sherman is the walking penis.
9. Anybody who lives in South Dakota and uses "dope" or "ghetto" as an adjective should be shot.
10. They say money can't buy happiness. I'd like to kill the bastard that coined that phrase and take every thing they have and sell it. Money Buys Everything. People who firmly believe that money doesn't buy happiness should contact me and give me all there money.
11. Don't believe CNN's coverage of the war in Iraq. They are just unpaid employees for the Department of Defense. They basically serve as a public relations agency for the government.
12. If your gothic move to Germany. If your stupid move to South Dakota.
13. Saabs = Sweet Swedish Shit
14. It's is a popular belief that the Boy Scouts are good at camping.That is BULLSHIT. I end up doing all the work and helping older scouts set up their tents. The scouts have devised the least efficient way of camping.
15. Mr. Harens says he has been using the same teaching method for more then 30 years. About 30 years ago a large number of people thought African Americans were inferior
16. Mrs. Kallis believes letting us watch a Spanish video of people smoking pot is educational.
