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Welcome to Yankton! Population:14,000. Gangs: 1 too many. |
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A gang in Yankton is just a bunch of morons running around playing Ding-Dong Door Ditch. On a "good" day (I say day because these gang members have moms that won't let them out past 8) they might vandalize something. I went to the skate park to see a fight tonight but the pussies didn't even show up. They didn"t even make up an excuse like their second got stabbed. They probably don't even know you are supposed to elect a second and lay out rules for the fight. An LA gang would annihilate a Yankton gang.
1A. A La gang appoints a leader because he or she is the toughest or smartest.
1B. A Yankton gang loosely appoints a leader because he is the most ignorant. I say loosely because many times the leader is sent to JDC for running away or something just as stupid.
2A. A La gang has a place that they hang out where they hold a drunken orgy and party until the cops come so they can cracks some skulls.
2B. Gangs in Yankton will have a sleepover at the leaders home, eat popcorn watch Rush Hour and play spin-the-bottle.
3A. A gang in La will do a drive-by shooting on people they hate.
3B. A gang in Yankton will hold a meeting where they show gang members how keep a journal about people they despise and make prank phone calls.
4A. A LA gang party will have liquor and babes.
5b. A Yankton gang party will have some light beer pinched from their parents kitchen.
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Riots in Yankton? Give me a break. |
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