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| Here you'll be able to get Monte's great Weekly Advice, to get you through thoose horrible casual days! Also if you have any questions, e-mail them to us and Monte will answer them himself! Yes thats right 100% Monte will answer with as much poppycock and spunk that he can! Cheers! xoxo |
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| When a woman asks you if it looks good on her, and it dosent... My advice is just nod and say uh huh... xoxo Monte |
| Thanks Monte... I think... xoxo Majorette Tom |
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| Monte: Here cutie... If you do a trick I will give you a treat! Majorette, get off the floor I was talking to the cat! Majorette: Oh! Hee hee, damn! |
| Majorette: I think this bra's too tight... Monte: You're right. Majorette: ...your hand is stuck isnt it? Monte: You're right. |
| Monte: I'm going to take a shower in 5 minutes so have all your bathroom stuff ready and out before then so I can hop in! *5 minutes later, Monte climbs into the shower and turns the water on, he looks down to scrub his feet and see's another pair* Majorette: .You never said I had to leave... Monte: Ha-ha, Out! |
| Monte: You say your losing weight? Put your hand down your pants band and see... Not my hand Majorette! Majorette: Whoops! Hee hee ;) |
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