Werewolf Ditty
By: Magie

 

 

 

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Magie

How to Avoid Being Mauled by a Werewolf

How to avoid being mauled by a werewolf? First off you need to find out if the person in question is a werewolf. Second, you need to keep some sort of pure silver with you at all times. Third, you need to keep track of when the full moon rolls around. Fourth, find out what makes them tick; what they like and what will make them mad. Fifth, never be alone at night – even in large groups. Sixth, when in the presence of a werewolf, do not run, do not scream, do not let them touch you, do not only stand there, do not make them mad, and it is best not to bleed either. Know the above things and avoid werewolves in general to avoid a mauling.


There are a few ways to spot a werewolf. One, do they seem to be unnaturally graceful? The person’s being unnaturally graceful may be from their animal counter part. A wolf is naturally stealthy and thus has the grace to all ways be on one’s toes. Two, do they seem to always be eating? The animal in them has a faster metabolic rate, and in a human body the animal must eat more often. Three, do they all ways seem to know what you’re feeling at any moment? Wolves are known to have a keen nose. It has been said they can smell fear; with this implication it is safe to say they are able to smell other emotions also. Four, do they all ways seem to hear or see things before you? Being part animal has its advantages – keener senses. Five, does he or she seem to disappear near a full moon? Hiding during the full moon is natural; the wolf wants some time to play, too. Knowing these things about the person in question will allow you to know if one is indeed a werewolf.


After finding out that the person in question is, indeed, a werewolf, you need to start to protect yourself. Werewolves are deadly allergic to silver. Touching silver to the flesh of the unnatural will cause an allergic reaction such as a rash and itching. If attacked by a werewolf, a well-placed insertion of silver into the skin may cause the attacker to back off. Though it has been known to backfire causing the attacker to become even more enraged. Even with the known failure of turning the wolf, pure silver is still your best bet.


Knowing when the full moon is gives one of the best advantages to us mere humans. The moon pulls to the person’s animal, and with strong emotions, the animal counterpart is more likely to show its self than at the dark of the moon. Make sure to be extra-nice to the person during this time. No need for an accident.


How a person ticks also plays into the full moon. Knowing what makes a person happy, sad, angry, and excited will allow you to know when to say something that may bring on a strong emotion. Remember werewolves are more likely to show their animal counterpart nearer the full moon.


Think your safe in large numbers? You’re not with the werewolf. The larger amount of people that are with you will attract more monsters. Wolves are social members and where you know there is one, there are many more. Walking in a small amount, say of twos or threes, will not bring as much attention, but walking alone is like waving a neon sign at night – you attract attention. Remember wolves live in packs and you better walk in a small group not to attract unwanted beasts.


When the moment comes are you are alone, or at least face to face, with a werewolf you must not scream or run. Screaming hurts the ears and running signals a chase and they like the smell of your fear. You do not want to just stand there either. Doing that makes you easy prey. Try to find some strong light – strong light makes them weaker – and back slowly towards it. If no light is to be found, do not let the wolf in question come near enough to lay even the lightest of scratches on you – you will be joining their pack if they do. It is best not to make them mad and try to get the human side to come out. Humans normally have compassion towards others and this is your best defense in a near attack.



Avoiding being mauled by a werewolf is simply put as stay as far from them as you can. If being near one can not be helped, it is best to keep this reading in mind. Power is knowledge. Hey, look at what humans have accomplished. We have no fur, claws, or even teeth that would allow us to take down a large animal by our persons alone. Knowledge gave us the power to survive, and survive you will. Oh, and it is best not to bleed in one’s presence – they go into a feeding frenzy…even the power of knowledge can not help you when a frenzy of feeding happens. Keep as far as possible from any know wolf – werewolf that is…

 

 

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