St Louis, MO
Author: Cynical Prayer
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me. The song tune belongs
to Barry Manilow.
Author’s Note: This songfic is sung to Barry Manilow’s Copacabana.
Her name was ’Nita
She was a killer
With a Browning in her hand
And zombies at her command
She carried crosses
And killed the bad guys
And while she chopped off a vamp’s head,
Edward would make the others dead
They worked all day and night
While people lived in fright
They were Death and The Executioner
They fought with all their might!
In St Louis, St Louis, MO
Where the monsters always seem to go
Here in St Louis, St Louis, MO
Murders and killings
Where monsters are milling
In St Louis…
They kill bad guys
His name was Richard
He was a werewolf
With long hair and a smile
He would drive most girls wild
As for the vampire
He was a fruitcake
When Richard ate a guy
’Nita was a little shy
She ran to vamp Jean-Claude
And said “Oh my God”
Here the books began to run downhill
All the readers nod!
In St Louis, St Louis, MO
Where the monsters always seem to go
Here in St Louis, St Louis, MO
Murders and killings
Where monsters are milling
In St Louis…
Except OB
St Louis, St Louis, MO
St Louis, St Louis, MO
St Louis, MO
St Louis, St Louis, MO
Life in St Louis
Richard is clueless
Murders and killings
Where monsters are milling
Her name is ’Nita
She lived in MO
But that was thirty years before
Now that life is no more
Wolf Richard is dead
And so’s vamp Jean-Claude
Still with a Browning in her hand
And zombies at command
She had quit her old life
Due to moral strife
Edward is still Death, Donna’s gone because
’Nita is his wife!
In Santa Fe, Santa Fe, NM
Anita is Edward’s gem
Now in Santa Fe, Santa Fe, NM
Murders and killings
Where monsters are milling
In Santa Fe…
Ted fell in love
Ted fell in love
Santa Fe, NM
Santa Fe, NM
Santa Fe, Santa Fe, NM
Santa Fe, NM (repeat until end)
(Copyright 2003. Cynical Prayer. [email protected] )