Poll Results
Tedward? Poll Results
Ed, Ted, or Both?

Edward-he's a baaad boy with a good arsenal (24)  89%
Ted-hey, he looks good in a cowboy hat, and his identity is legal (1)  4%
Both-they're both so cute i can't choose (2)  7%
Ted?
Did you fall out of your chair when you found out cool Edward's alterego was a cowboy? [23 votes total]


YES! In a good way, even though I hit my head on the way down. :) (7)  30%
Yeah, and the next words out of my mouth were "What the HELL?" (16)  70%
Nope. Afterall, there's a little cowboy in us all. (0)  0%
The Jeep
Did you like lkh's choice to give Anita a jeep cherokee as her new vehicle? [12 votes total]


Yeah! The jeep fit anita's personality. (1)  8%
Sure, why not. But it should have been black. (6)  50%
Wranglers are better. (2)  17%
Jeeps suck. Anita should have had something better, like a car. (0)  0%
Or a truck. (0)  0%
Or a motorcycle. (0)  0%
Or just think of the damage she could do with a fighter plane! (3)  25%
If Ed and Anita actually did have their drawdown, who would win? [28 votes total]

Edward. He's had more experience. (4)  14%
Anita. Luke is better than Obi Wan now. (3)  11%
They'd kill each other. They're both that good. (5)  18%
No one would die. They'd draw down face to face and not be able to pull the trigger. (16)  57%
Anita Vs....
Anita vs. Lara Croft....who would win? [36 votes total]

Anita would so kick the brit chick's butt (22)  61%
Lara would win. Have you seen her arsenal? (0)  0%
They wouldn't kill each other. They'd discover they were similar enough to like each other, and would slay vampires together. (14)  39%
Hummer Color
LKH never specified a color for Edward's hummer. How do you picture it? [48 votes total]


Black (36)  75%
White (0)  0%
Red (0)  0%
Yellow (1)  2%
Orange (1)  2%
Green (6)  13%
Blue (0)  0%
Violet (0)  0%
Other (4)  8%
Donna
In all honesty, whether we want it to happen or not, do you think Edward will marry Donna? [33 votes total]


Yes (6)  18%
No (18)  55%
I'm not sure. (9)  27
Did you laugh.....
Did you laugh in NIC when Anita, with her short legs, wore the boots that went five inches above her knee and still left five inches of skin between boots and skirt? [34 votes total]


I laughed my ass off! the math doesn't exactly seem right... (9)  26%
Yeah, but Edward would have liked them... (11)  32%
I flinched! What the hell happened to anita in nikes and jeans? Ack! (10)  29%
I would have looked better in them...... (4)  12%
Perserverence
What most keeps you reading the AB:VH books? [47 votes total]


the action (8)  17%
the romance (4)  9%
anita's witty remarks (13)  28%
the hope that eventually edward will get a little sum sum (19)  40%
b/c LKH's writing doesn't go in circles (3)  6%
The Vampires
Which set of vampires are your favorite? [89 votes total]


Laurell K Hamilton's (64)  72%
Anne Rice's (7)  8%
Buffy the Vamp Slayer's (12)  13%
Classic Dracula (0)  0%
R. L. Stine lol! (0)  0%
Other (6)  7%
Child's play
What game would Edward be best at? [59 votes total]


Chess (4)  7%
Laser tag (9)  15%
13 dead end drive (0)  0%
dodge ball (1)  2%
capture the flag (5)  8%
battle ship (0)  0%
pretty pretty princess (5)  8%
hide in combat gear and go seek with guns (35)  59%
La La La La La
What kind of music do you think Edward listens to? [38 votes total]


rock (13)  34%
alternative (3)  8%
classical (8)  21%
oldies (1)  3%
country (10)  26%
new age (lol!) (0)  0%
pop (0)  0%
disco (0)  0%
rap (0)  0%
other (3)  8%
Van Cleef
Besides mentor, what title do you surmise Van Cleef holds to Edward? [66 votes total]



Father (15)  23%
Uncle (7)  11%
Gramps (2)  3%
....Mother? lol (1)  2%
Giver of cool nick names (i mean, undertaker, how cool is that?) (10)  15%
Nothing more than mentor, anything more would be too much (22)  33%
Edward's actually an immortal being, and they're really old war buddies from WWI (9)  14%
Tension Reduction
When Edward gets tense, i bet he... [67 votes total]


pummels a kicking bag (12)  18%
paints, or curls up with a good romance novel...lol! (2)  3%
fantasizes about anita (16)  24%
fantasizes about how to kill jean-claude (16)  24%
lets it all bottle up inside, and he'll pop someday... (21)  31%
Heroine of the day
Which chick kicks the most a$$? [79 votes total]


Our girl Anita, of course! (53)  67%
Buffy the vamp slayer (2)  3%
xena: warrior princess (1)  1%
jen yu from crouching tiger hidden dragon (1)  1%
dylan from charlie's angels (0)  0%
lara croft: tomb raider (9)  11%
faith the vamp slayer (5)  6%
max from dark angel (2)  3%
that witchblade chick (4)  5%
wonder woman... (2)  3%
kitty litter
What would be the best death for micah? [34 votes total]


bled to death after castration (9)  26%
bursting eardrums and eventual insanity from listening to that damn meow mix commercial (7)  21%
asphixiation from a hairball (1)  3%
swallowed whole by one of the wolves (0)  0%
a well placed sniper bullet in the chest (6)  18%
cut in half by uzi fire (3)  9%
lured in with fancy feast and entrapment in a dog pound (2)  6%
torture at the talented hans of miss Valentina (6)  18%
So many guns. So little time.
Ed's fav gun brand? [73 votes total]


Glock (8)  11%
Beretta (46)  63%
Smith and Wesson (0)  0%
Taurus (1)  1%
Seacamps (2)  3%
Winchester (0)  0%
Remington (0)  0%
Ruger (1)  1%
Browning (1)  1%
Uzi (14)  19%
What would scare Anita the most? [466 votes total]

Olaf in her living room (65)  14%
Richard in her bedroom (it would scare the sh*t out of me) (22)  5%
Belle Morte at the kitchen table (59)  13%
Willie Mcoy in a thong (79)  17%
Jean Claude dancing to Britney Spears (146)  31%
Jason cutting his hair...oh wait, he already did that (0)  0%
The fourth mark (95)  20%
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