Edward's Journal: Day One First Day of School

By Chanelle

It was the first day of school and i already wanted to shoot my psychotic teacher, whose name was Mrs.C ,and don't ask me what it stands for because even she doesn't know. Well my teacher wasn't sure what her name was and she thought that we were all magic little ponies that can talk. She also thinks we eat our lunch when we are really eating crayons. Well the rest of my class is ,for I am Edward, and according to my parents and the other teachers I am a genius with a very large brain span. While all the other kids are playing on the playground i am reading books on the newest guns. Oh and did i mention that my mom is an assassin along with dad. My full name is Edward Van Cleef. My father is the head of an assassin school and he says that i'm going to be in regular school until i learn to shoot and kill without crying out that I shot a person, and that it's gross, and that I'm a bad person now. Well as I was saying as all the other children were playing with a basketball or spraying down people with a water bottle i was checking out the new guns. Around drawing time ,which is where we use crayons and scissors to make pictures, my teacher said for us little ponies to stop flying and come and get a treat ,which turned out to be candy. After making a complete list of the new guns I wanted and drawing a picture of them and putting everything about them including the make and model. I went on the computer to hack into my dad's files and see what has been going on down at the school. As i didn't have friends because they were all too innocent to be my friends, I spent all my time training in every way possible at school. Well at least regular school, and if i hear one more "My mommy said guns are bad." I'm going to shoot the one who says it.