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| Tomzilla: Hello everyone! Welcome to MWF�s August Monthly Event! The event of where every fight you see tonight � will be a battle royal of some of the most powerful/popular monsters ever known! And some�that are not popular or powerful. DinoDragonBoy: Well, I assume everyone is ready for one of the biggest events in all of MWF history! Montyzilla: Shut up! I don�t think they came here to see what WE have to say. Tomzilla: What do you mean? We�re stars to them! They love us� ~ Guy from the crowd ~ YOU GUYS SUCK! Tomzilla: Montyzilla, go kill him�while you do so, this MWF Fans is AUGUST BATTLE ROYAL! Montyzilla pulls out a sniper and crouches down � preparing to snipe the idiotic fan. DinoDragonBoy: Well things are off to a great start tonight but I think they are going to get a little hairy now. Montyzilla: Don�t they always? Tomzilla: More than a little I think. DinoDragonBoy: Not THAT kind of hairy, but I bet it will anyway. But this next match is going to be about as hairy as you get. And I do mean that literally! It�s going to be an all our fur-FEST! As we get ready to rock with a mini-Battle Royal with 6 of the hairiest monsters around! Lets take a look at the battlefield. What better place for this battle of the �fuzz-balls� than the Pacific Northwest? Home of? �..GUYS?? Tomzilla/Montyzilla: BIGFOOT! DinoDragonBoy: You got it. What a huge battlefield it is too. Giant redwood trees flank the combat zone on all sides with two openings on the far sides for our combatants to enter. And here they come now! First, entering at either side of the field are both Gargantuans, SANDA the brown one and his brother GAILA, the green giant. They stare each other down as there is sure no love loss between these two. Next in is KING SEESAR. He approaches right behind Sanda and he�s looking around warily. Entering behind Gaila is that hairy ape KING KONG! And finally the last two to enter are FRANKENSTEIN and GABARA! Tomzilla: Frankenstein and Gabara don�t seem like they are as hairy as the others. DinoDragonBoy: Well Frankie was a teenager when the evil forces of Dr. Frankenstein mutated him so he�s a little hairy and Gabara well�what can I say? We needed a sixth. Ok let�s see how this pans out. All six are slowly circling each other. Then all of a sudden two battles emerge as they clash together. Gabara and King Seesar are double teaming Frankenstein while The Gargantuas are taking it to Kong big time! King Seesar has Frankie held with those wickedly sharp claws while Gabara is raking the kid�s chest with his own none too dull claws. Frankenstein is screaming in pain but he rears back and levels Gabara with a drop kick. Now he grabbed King Seesar�s by the head and tossed him over in a back flop. Frankenstein does a leap up and plants an elbow to the back of Seesar�s head. But Gabara just grabs Frankenstein and begins to electrically shock the kid as his claws dig into him and push him back. And the Gargantuas are taking King Kong apart. Sanda has him held in a full nelson and Gaila is laying in hard punches that seem to be rocking Kong�s body to the core. Every time Kong tries to get a breath and spearing jab to the stomach takes it away from him. Sanda heaves King Kong up and brings him down in an earth shaking body slam. Gaila is now stomping his awesome weight into Kong�s chest while Sanda is going to work on the leg. It�s amazing how the two Gargantuas are working together! Across the field Gabara has Frankenstein in a nasty looking arm bar. King Seesar is up and is motioning Gabara to toss Frank over to him. Gabara flings him over in an Irish whip and �WHAM! Oh Wow! Frankenstein just took a brutal clothesline to the throat from KS. Seesar drops a knee to the stomach and slashes Frankenstein across the face. Across the field King Kong is up and drills Gaila in the stomach with a powerful punch. He grabs both wrists and falls back planting both his feet to Gaila�s gut and monkey flips him across the field! Montyzilla: A monkey flip�how ironic! DinoDragonBoy: Yeah really! But now Kong has a Sanda in a chokehold as he wraps an arm around his back. Sanda really wants the monkey off his back and�. Tomzilla: And just how long have you been waiting to use that line? DinoDragonBoy: Aaaaahhh..Well�did it show that much? Tomzilla: Uh huh DinoDragonBoy: Well, he DOES want the monkey off his back and its Gaila that did it for him. The green gargantuan just took Kong off his brother and brought him down over his knee in a back breaker. He rolls King Kong over and locks on a Boston crab. Kong is pounding his fists on the ground furiously but refuses to submit. But now Sanda moves in on him too. Wow there is too much to keep track of. Now King Seesar has Frankenstein locked up with both arms behind Frankenstein�s back. Gabara wants him and King Seesar tosses him toward him. Gabara bends down for a back body drop. But OH MY! Instead of back body dropping him Gabara rams his horn right through the giant mutated teenager�s navel! In one quick move Frank�s outtie gets turned into an innie! He�s powering up his electrical charge and is frying Frankie�s guts! Frankenstein is writhing around stuck on Gabara�s horn. Blood is coming out of his mouth and Gabara flings Frank off him. The kid tries to get up but falls back down limp. Blood is running out his mouth and the boy is out�no check that��. that boy�s dead. Tough luck Frankie! King Seesar and Gabara now rip into one another with tooth and claw. King Kong is in a pretty bad predicament with Gaila cranking on hard with the Boston crab hold. Now Sanda grabs King Kong�s jaw and begins to force them open. Kong is roaring in pain but Sanda isn�t letting up. The snapping sounds are feint at first then with a loud crack Sanda snaps King Kong�s jaws wide open! YES! YES! Take that you hairy freak! How do you like having your jaws snapped open? Like you could have ever done that to the greatest dinosaur of all time! Tomzilla: Sounds like you have some issues with Kong�s historic victory over T-Rex. DinoDragonBoy: NO WAY would T-Rex ever have lost to that overgrown circus freak! YES! Check out that dead monkey! Montyzilla: You OK now? DinoDragonBoy: Aaahh, yeah sorry bout that folks. But now back to the action. Sanda and Gaila stand up over the now dead body of King Kong. Sanda has what looks like a smile on his face. He looks like he�s extending the hand of friendship to his brother. Oh my! A touching moment amid all this carnage! Gaila reaches out and accepts the offering. Now a wide smile spreads over Sanda�s face as Gaila grips the hand. But Gaila then crushes Sanda�s fingers and pulls Sanda�s arm forward the takes it down over his knee and snaps it like a piece of wood! Oh Wow, was Sanda foolish to trust Gaila there or what? Sanda roars out in pain as he�s now got a compound fracture in his right forearm. Gaila drills a hard punch to the stomach then turns Sanda so they are back to back. He grabs Sanda around the head and drops down with a perfect neck breaker. And folks I DO mean neck breaker cause Sanda is finished! Gaila picks the dead body up and dumps his brother right beside Kong. Gabara has Seesar locked up and catches Gaila out of the corner of his eye. He whips KS toward him and Gaila smacks a wicked clothesline across the throat. King Seesar�s legs go flying out from under him as he crashes back to the dirt. Gaila drops an elbow to the gut while Gabara nails one to the head. Gabara now pulls KS up and holds him out to Gaila like an offering. Gaila accepts! He�s drilling King Seesar with a vicious volley of right & left combos to the head and stomach! Wow what brutality! King Seesar�s face is a bloody mess and he looks about out of it. Now Gaila and Gabara have him turned upside down vertically and they drop down in a double piledriver! King Seesar�s neck is totally gone and his head is flush with his shoulders after that one! Gabara rolls him over and the cover is a formality cause the Okinawa god is through! Before Gabara can get up Gaila has him up and body slams the green ogre! Gaila lays in a hard stomp to the chest and drops a knee to the forehead! He bends down for the pin but Gabara swings his legs up and wraps Gaila up in a nifty set of head scissors. He flips Gaila off him and kicks the green haired beast in the mouth as he gets up! But Gaila jerks one of Gabara�s legs out from under him and he goes down like a chopped tree. The green Gargantua is pounding down on Gabara�s head like he�s hammering a nail. The green ogre looks about ready to fall over but�NO! Wait a minute Gabara reached down for those last energy reserves and jumps up and�OH MY, he rams his horn right through the underside of Gaila�s chin! He powers up his electrical charge and begins to fry Gaila�s brain. The big hairy Gargantua is shaking as the volts course through his body and there is that awful smell of burning hair as his green, furry hide begins to smolder. The lights in Gaila�s eyes finally go dim and Gabara tosses his corpse right onto that of his brother. Gabara stands alone as he lets loose with his unique roar of victory. Here is your winner�GABARA! Montyzilla: Man! Burnt hair does stink doesn�t it? DinoDragonBoy: It sure does. But what I�m amazed by is Gabara. I never thought he was that tough but he did come out on top against five tough as nails opponents. Tomzilla: Well, I do believe you have yet another mini Battle Royal for us DDB? DinoDragonBoy: Sure do and it�s a pretty cool one too as we�re calling it the �Battle of Mothras & Ghidoras� so lets check it out! The battlefield morphs to the cloudy skies over the white cliffs of Dover, England. What better place to have aerial combat? From the right you can see the forms of HEISEI MOTHRA and SHOWA MOTHRA! They are swooping in fast and from the left there are the unmistakable flying figures of KING GHIDORAH, DESGHIDORAH and GRAND GHIDORAH! And now approaching the five other flyers is none other than BATTRA! Now keep in mind this is not a tag match its every Kaiju for himself errr herself�whatever! And Battra is finding that out pretty quick as both Mothras and all three Ghidoras fire their beams at him. A few miss but most all hit him and about 20 separate beams are zapping him. Battra seems frozen in mid-flight as his body is ripped and blasted by incredible amounts of energy. It�s amazing he can withstand�WOW he can�t withstand it Battra just exploded in a burst of purple blood and guts. Battra is made short work of! Now the five flying monsters take aim at each other. All three of the Ghidorah�s fire their gravity rays but the two giant moths are too quick and they dodge out of the way. The yellow beams make the English Channel hiss with steam as they miss their targets. The Mothras now come zipping in like the Spitfires of old and blow right past KG and GG. They each grab one of Desghidorah�s heads and turn him into a nosedive at the ground. Desghidorah is strong but he can�t overcome both Kaiju. The other two Ghidorahs turn back but are way too slow and The Mothras release their victim just a few hundred feet from the surface. WHAM! The massive bulk of Desghidorah makes a huge impact crater as he slams into the earth and Desghidorah disappears into it. Now the other two Ghidorah�s are closing back in on the Mothras. They are firing their gravity rays wildly. Some are even hitting their target. Amazing for the poorest shots in the Kaiju universe! But the two Mothras seem just slightly singed but undeterred. They race off taunting the two Ghidorah�s to follow. And they do! King Ghidorah takes off after the Showa Mothra while Grand Ghidorah follows Heisei Mothra. Both Moths go into nosedives while the Ghidorahs are firing away at them. Wow, I wonder if the German and British dogfights fights were this exciting? Both Mothras now releases their poison powder and their opponents fly right into it. I�ll tell you what, they may be big bugs but they came with a plan! The Ghidorahs seem to be fading out and as the Mothras have them in super fast dives. Grand Ghidorah is headed right for the water and the Heisei Mothra pulls up at the last moment. SPLASH! Wow, what a huge splash that was as Grand Ghidorah hits the English Channel at fantastic speed! And not far away King Ghidorah seems out of it too only the Showa Mothra has him headed for�.The Cliffside! SPLAT! Oh my, King Ghidorah hits the Dover cliffs with a sickening sounding splat. He had to be going mach two at least! His broken body slides down to a resting place near the shore and if he ain�t dead he sure ain�t getting back into this match for sure. There�s one big, nasty red splotch staining the white cliffs of Dover now and the Showa Mothra glides up and sits down n the cliff edge. And appears to be laughing at the downed King. But high overhead the Heisei Mothra seems to be chirping some sort of warning to the other. The Showa Mothra looks up and almost seems puzzled. Oh Wow!�there�s what the other Mothra was yelling about! Desghidorah just emerged from the ground and he looks pissed! The Showa Mothra looks up just in time to see the great bulk of the ancient Ghidorah dropping down on her with his patented Brontosaurus drop! CRRRUNCH! Oh folks this is pretty bad! Lets just say that; you know what a bug looks like after you step on it? Well, that�s about what Showa Mothra looks like now. She�s got guts spilling out all over and is squealing pretty bad. Mercifully Desghidorah kicks her over the edge and she smashes into the rock right next to KG! Now Heisei Mothra looks mad as hell and is dive bombing Desghidorah. She�s letting loose with all her beams and he�s knocked back! She�s diving in for the kill when all of a sudden she�s blasted from the sky by Grand Ghidorah! The final Mothra falls to the ground smoking and burning from the many hits that fried her. Grand Ghidorah and Desghidorah close in on her and both reach down to bite at the same time. They each have multi-mouth holds on the Moth and appear to be fighting over which one will get to finish her off. Both rear back pulling as hard has they can and�..RRRRIIIP! The Heisei Mothra is torn in half! Each Ghidorah has half a Mothra body in its head�s jaws. They seem to be furious at each other! Both fling the body parts aside and tear into the other. Claws are slashing left and right as these two behemoths rip each other apart. But Desghidorah suddenly drop kicks Grand Ghidorah to his back. Desghidorah seems to be ready to finish him off with another Bronto-Drop! But ..wait, Desghidorah�s middle head just bit into the right one! And the right one is biting it back! Grand Ghidorah is known to have mind control ability and now he seems to be using it. The left head is looking at the other two fighting almost like it doesn�t know what�s going on! The right and middle heads of Desghidorah each have a death bite clamped down on the neck of the other. Blood is flowing all over and both heads appear to have killed off the other! The left head looks back at Grand Ghidorah almost puzzled but three well place gravity beams end its confusion. BLAM! The last living head is blasted off as blood sprays from the headless stump. Desghidorah topples over dead. Here is your winner�GRAND GHIDORAH! Tomzilla: Wow, Mind control is pretty cool weapon to have in the old arsenal! Montyzilla: I�ll say! Talk about self hating. Desghidorah practically killed himself! DinoDragonBoy: Well those were two long battles. I�m as whipped as Grand Ghidorah or Gabara just calling them! OK that�s it for me. What�s coming up next? Backstage: Angilas: Alright, Gigantis � who will be our two secret team mates? I mean � we�re not just fighting Showa Monsters, but Team Destroyer as well! Gigantis: Relax� Varan: How can we relax? I mean � without two more we�re screwed. Baragon: Varan, where has your confidence gone? Varan: It�s still here � just I know we have no chance at this rate. Gigantis: Guys, guys, guys�our two secret partners are right out this locker room. Shall I? The King of the Showa Monsters walked over, turned knob, opened the door, and there standing right out of the entrance of the locker room was �RODAN & JET JAGUAR�! Rodan: What�s up? Angilas: Rodan?! Thank GODZILLA that you�re on our team! Varan: And�Jet Jaguar? Gigantis: What can I say? Jet Jaguar and I go back�he did help me defeat Megalon and Gigan. Baragon: Right� Jet Jaguar: So what are we waiting for? Let�s go kick their asses! Rodan: Yeah! Gigantis � Angilas � Rodan � Jet Jaguar � Baragon � Varan VS. Megalon � Gigan � Gorosaurus � Titanosaurus � Space Destroyer � Super Destroyer Coming to the ring at this time � are the �Bad guys� in this next bout! Megalon, Gigan, Gorosaurus, Titanosaurus, and TEAM DESTROYER! The six quickly walked down the ramp, doing poses and then rolled into the ring. Before Gigantis� team could be introduced, Gigantis himself ran out of the entrance and into the ring � by himself! Gigantis� dorsal spikes charged with radioactive energy, and he breathed his atomic flames on his six opponents. Just before they all teamed up on him: Rodan, Angilas, Jet Jaguar, Varan, and Baragon rushed into the ring and this fight is underway! Jet Jaguar quickly ran towards Megalon and close lined the �Guardian of Seatopia�. Jet Jaguar bent down and started slamming his fist repeatedly against Megalon�s face. Just as Jet Jaguar seemed to have dominating this one fight, Gigan ran over and slashed the robot across the back with his hammer like claws. Jet Jaguar felt his very back being torn apart and slammed onto the mat, in pain. Gigan ran forward, with his chainsaw on, but before he could do any more damage Angilas ran forward and tackled the cyborg to the ground. Rodan flew high above the ring, sending out burst of shockwaves � which nearly knocked both Space & Super Destroyer out of the air. Space Destroyer fired a Corona Beam, but Rodan was barely able to avoid the attack. Just as Super Destroyer closed in, Varan glided through the air, and tackled Super Destroyer out of the sky. Super Destroyer fell towards the ground and landed hard! Super Destroyer landed on the outside of the ring� Super Destroyer is out! Gigantis continued to slam his fist against Titanosaurus� ribcage, but then he turned to face Gorosaurus � only to receive a Kangaroo Kick to the face! The blow nearly caused Gigantis to stumble over the top rope! Gigantis was barely hanging on to the top rope. Titanosaurus bent down and used wagged his tail back and forth � sending out powerful wings. Gigantis was slipping�until Baragon ran forward, and tackled Titanosaurus right off his feet. Baragon ripped Titanosaurus� long neck with his teeth, until Gorosaurus� jaw clamped down on his back. Gorosaurus LIFTED Baragon in the air with his jaws, and threw him over the top rope! BARAGON is out! Gigantis was now safe from being thrown out. He looked to see Gigan & Megalon beating Angilas to death � this made him very angry. Gigantis released a loud battle like cry and ran forward. Megalon quickly turned to Gigantis, expelling a powerful bolt of energy from his nasal horn. The beam detonated against Gigantis� chest, quickly sending sudden shock through out the reptile�s body. Gigan bent down to slice Angilas� head off, but then Angilas lashed forward, clamping his mouth down across Gigan�s throat. Titanosaurus and Gorosaurus were just about to go attack the wounded Gigantis, until Varan & Rodan flew above them � sending powerful shockwaves, which knocked both of them out of the ring! Titanosaurus & Gorosaurus are out! Just before Angilas could break Gigan�s neck with his powerful jaws, Megalon walked over and smacked his claw like hands over Angilas� skull. Angilas released the hold and roared in agony, before falling onto his side. Megalon jumped forward, coughing up a Napalm Ball, which detonated just as it fell onto Angilas� gut. The powerful blast was enough to scorch Angilas� gut � the monster once again felt pain like none other. But amazingly, Angilas� fighting spirit was not going to allow him to stay down! The monster rose to his 4 feet and charged towards Megalon. But only to be blown away by Gigan�s laser beam! Just before Gigan and Megalon could advance upon Angilas, Gigantis and Jet Jaguar stepped into their paths. Gigan and Megalon quickly froze, just as Gigantis and Jet Jaguar punched both monsters right across the face. Jet Jaguar continued to kick and punch Megalon repeatedly, until finally giving the cockroach a vertical suplex! Gigan was sent backwards against the turnbuckle, thanks to Gigantis. The dorsal spikes along Gigantis� back charged with radioactive energies, and the monster leaned forward � expelling a powerful stream of atomic energy. Sparks flew all around Gigan�s body, after Gigantis expelled his atomic breath. Gigan was now against the side of the ropes � the opportunity had come! Gigantis turned towards Angilas � his best friend acknowledged and handed him his tail. Gigantis lifted Angilas up by his tail and twirled him around in circles, above his head! Finally Gigantis threw Angilas forward, hoping to smack Gigan hard enough to send the cyborg over the top rope. But right before Angilas could hit Gigan, Gigan�ducked! Angilas is out! Rodan and Varan circled Space Destroyer, before charging in at full speed. Space Destroyer combined his psychic powers with his corona ray, and blasted both monsters with it. But that didn�t slow them down! They flew in and at the same time, all 3 collided! Wait?! Rodan, Varan, and Space Destroyer are heading straight to the ground� Rodan, Varan, and Space Destroyer are out! Jet Jaguar picks Megalon up by the nasal horn and then kneed him across the face. But suddenly, Megalon smacked Jet Jaguar across the face with his claw like hands, and now Megalon charges up his energy ray, releases it, and blast is Jet Jaguar almost out of the ring! Megalon turns towards Gigantis, who had his back turned. Gigantis was beating away at Gigan; which lead the cyborg to want to retreat! But Megalon smacks his claws to the back of Gigantis� head and both monsters throw Gigantis out! Gigantis is out! Gigan and Megalon smack their claws together, roaring in victory! Until Jet Jaguar flies towards them, kicks both of them with his feet, and smacks both of them over the top rope!!!! Gigan and Megalon are�out! The winner: JET JAGUAR! Tomzilla: Oh my! Jet Jaguar has won the match! Well, I�m sure you all know about the Protoss, fans. We WERE going to have a 4 on 4 battles, but we�ve had a change of plans. I�ll explain next week, but until then this is Tomzilla, Montyzilla, and DinoDragonBoy, signing off! SEE YA! |