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Sue has a secret wheelchair fetish. Here she is in Britain w/ some Highland cattle. She had gone on vacation there and when she came back she just wasn't the same
Oh gosh!!! Sue and Randy, that's gross.
Sue has to wear depends cus she can't hold her own. She giggles when she poos :)
For the Summer, Sue moved Harlem due to a "job relocation". She was a life guard uptown, turning tricks on the side with her homies. Oh what dany times they had on those hot summer nights. Kicken back on the porch, drinken 4-0's, smokin dippies, cappn asses. Melissa's in the background all sorts of cracked out. Rumor has it Melissa slept with Randy and sue and her homies popped caps in her ass. The Sue's homey Big Mama took AK-47 and shot it up Randy's bunghole. Sue and her homies don't play dat. Randy had to go to the hospital and get reconstructive rectal surgery. Here he is post surgary, standin pretty... whistlin' Dixie. Oh well hey! There's the bad boy of Cherokee Avenue, Mister Mike Col-og-nee. Melissa, big surprise here, slept with him too. This time though, there were no caps being popped. Melissa got pregnant and 3 weeks later had a dead baby fetus, her and mike ate it to hide the evidence. It popped out in a booth at a restaraunt whiole they were ating. But thats a little off track.. One steamy, beefy, hot summer's night, Sue decided to have a gathering of the masses. She sipped bacardi til she was floppin' around in a mud puddle. The wild beast had to be hosed down with some cold water. Sue had come down, and she began guzzlin down crystalle like it was nobody's biz. She was so osified she didn't even realize randy prking her in the ass while Melissa taped it and jerked Mike cologne, the bad boy of cherokee avenue, off. It was horrible. At this time the party had been broken up by the cops. Peole started getting into gang fights and gun fights, pistol wipping cops. It was a mess. Big Mama went to jail for the night. Sue's life guarding job went rather well to say the least. She made some connects, some "friends", some "enemies"(coughMelissacough)
Be careful you don't fly away there Sue..
Seems here Doorknob has possessed Sue.. This is just fucking dandy!!!
Sue doesn't use toilet paper, she'd rather have a cow lick her ass, her crack, her pussy and her back.
Ooooohh baby! dat Sue is ravin! Sue got some smoke in her right eye while smoking a dippie at a rave. she is such a crazy raver!
Lately Sue hasn't been herself, she's been, well, you can see for yourself.. what a damn mess. Ever since she tried out for the circus and got rejected shit just hasn't been he same.. what a damn shame
Sue started a doing pornos and snuff. Doesn't she look sexy crucified.. this was an ad for her new snuff film, I fuck, I eat, I kill, I forget.
Sue went to visit the crazy, busy, Jap city of Tokyo. She went igcognito as Major Sue
Last week Sue sat in on a very important meeting in Iraq. She knows the deal. after all she is Sadaams hot gossip.
OMG!!! HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S SUE THE DINOSAUR, THE FIRST FULL SET OF TYRANISAURAUS FOSSILS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! RUN FO' YO' LIFE!!!!
Sue making a guest appearence on The Brak Show.
Last night, July 3, 2003, Sue went to the rave-party, "One Nation" @ the Roxy.. Oh man did she rave her ass off!!!!!! Boy can she spin those glowsticks... and she did some 'dirty' things with them in the Jungle room..
Sue looks so fucking studly in this little number. Unfortunatly, she doesn't have it easy and has to recycle bags to make clothes.
She's precious and she's got the precious... pussssssssy!
In Illionois, Sue is famous. She was the first Tyranisaurus Rex to have all fossils. She stands tall and proud in a museum....
Sue's new toy.
Sue is a secret super-hero, Duct Sue. She saves the world from herpes and megan sealeiff
Sue and Melissa out for a daily stroll in their favourite attire
Sue lookin sexy on her show, The Buttons Show
Oh baby... Don't you just wanna rip of her plaid shirt and fuck that dirty thing!?!?!?!?
Hanigin' out
She's number 1 and don't you forget it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sue really loves hangin' out in toilets/sewers. This Sue toilet siting was in Texas this past May(2003).
Sue lookin' sexy in her wheelchair, "Pinky".
Sue's Favourite Long Island Restaraunt!
I remember this one time, Sue had gone to China for a little bit. She met a 'friend' there, a lady 'friend', that's who's sitten' wit' her on the park bench. Sue likes China food very much, a little tooooooo much..
Yo son, it be 'dat Sue niggah' peepin' yo steeze, you bes' watch yo shit or she cap yo' asssss!
Sue has had her fair share of stays in the hospital. 1st PIC This trip to the hospital was quite an unpleasent one. She had gotten a little heated one spring afternoon and decided to ram a frozen hotdog up her puss. Gross! It got stuck and she had to get it surgicly removed. 2nd PIC Sue was in the Psychiatric Ward for goin' crazy and seeing hallucinations... silly Sue, cid is for Kids! 3rd PIC After having excessive sex in the snow, Melissa suffered mid hypothermia, while Sue suffered minor frost bite on her right hand and fingers from holding the camera for too long..
At TJ Maxx, Sue has a special parking space for her own, people like to sometimes steal it from her, soooooo.. she put that sign there and got a mini-Sue invented for her to guard and protect.
When we were little Halloween was so fun. Our parents and Sue and others would take us out and about, collecting sugar treats. Sue was 'Suekachu', a rodent she had made up from her wild and crazy not to mention sexy imagination. Who know that it would become the fad of today. . . . . .
Sometimes Sue's sexual urges get a little estranged, odd-tasted, and crazy..
OMG!!!!! HOW FUCKING SEXY IS THIS!!! 2 OF THE MOST STUDDLIEST BEINGS ON EARTH IN ONE SHOT!!!! OH, OH, OH, I'M A'CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Sue has a special thing for old people. This is (one of many) her boyfriend from the nursing home. His name was Ted. Unfortunatly, Sue fucked the life out of him, now he's moved one.... and so has she, to the graveyard to take care of some 'business'.
Sue and a little friend.
This is Sue with her friend, Gloria, making prank calls. She has this clique she hangs out with at the local nursing home. Fucking sluts. They like to go around and have fucking contests, keg stands, partys, k-holes, etc. Bunch of Crazy's.
Sue made an appearence in the hit 80's cartoon, 'The Snorks'.
If Sue were a stick figure, she'd look like this..
In her lovely bed of magnolias.. look at her, thinkin' she's da bomb and what not..
Sue likes hanging out in her garden, making perverse poses. Her favourite animal is a dog...
When Sue was little she was in the special olympics. Cus, you know, she is special.
Sue got so obssesed w/ the internet child prodigy, Mikey Blount of New Mexico in the 6th grad, she had to have his outfit and him! Sue had recently met Mikey while he was visiting New York.
Baby 'dat Sue nigga'
When Sue eats certain things, like Alpo, Milkbones, and Natural Choice: Lamb and Rice, she seems to turn into a Pekingese every time w/out fail. She usually just does this in the privacy of her own home, cus for when she is a Peke, she is reluctant and submissive... totaly not Sue-like!
Sue tried out for the Ghostbusters, but unfortunatly she got shot out by Stay Puff Marshmallow Man. Guess she wasn't their bag of tea! She dated Mister T for awhile though...
Being at Sue's house wasn't easy.. She had a porte-potty instead of a bathroom so we would have to trudge out into the cold during winter to take massive shits. What was even worse is we would always catch Sue eating her 'breakfast' *shudder*
Speaks for itself....
Did you know that Sue was suppose to play John Cusack's leading role in the hit 80's movie Say Anything? Oh yeah, everything was set to go, but then Johnny came along and swept everyone of their feet... Movie history was slayed!
No, Sue was not suppose to be in Austin Powers, although if she were, that movie would have been off the hook, nah'mean?! Anyways, Sue was Fat Suestard for Halloween, ideal costume, don't 'cha think!
Sue went through an "I'm obssesed w/ Brak and you best get out mah way Bitch!" Phase.. Fucking hell, Utter fucking hell..
"One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn't belong."
Suedam Hussein
This was Sue at her prime. She was a fairy stripper and got everyone's rox off..
Sue went threw an "I'm a homeless ballerina stage." She covorted around, a drunken sloppy mess, in Manhattan, carrying around dead babies in that yellow bag of hers.
Watch out America, it's the SUE of all bombs.
In secret, Sue was a raver. She was the best raver of them all, she would rave all night, all day, in her sleep. Typical Raver Sue.
Sue appeared on Cartoon Network on the show, Spaceghost, Coast to Coast, as a stand-in for Zorak while he was out sick w/ Sifilus.
Decisions, decisions. It must be hard beins Sue.
Dance baby dance, rave your ass off bitch, yeh ride that cock..
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"Oh Maaaaaaayyyyyyyjjjjjjjaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
