You might be a fisherman if...
* You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirrow because you think it makes a good air freshener.
* Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.
* You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter"
* Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.
* You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the tv channels with.
* You get 40 to life because your teenager asked you to buy a jet ski.
* You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".
* Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.
* You honeymooned on Lake Okeechobee--ALONE. * You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp. * You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family. * You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal. * You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing. * You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot. * Your wife wears green lipstick so you'll kiss her more. * You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting. * Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house. * Your wife tells you she is feeling "frisky" but you don't know what she means until she explains she wants to spawn. * You trade your wifes van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage. * Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone!!
