The Final Fantasy Chronicles

Strange Phenomenon Sweeping Ivalice!

Lately, clan fighting has been increasing in Ivalice. The causes of this are unknown, but locals have noticed red soldiers popping out of random places and attacking other clans! "It wasss horrible!" Says a local Bangaa who wishes to remain anonymous. "He sssslithered out of nowhere and sssudenly ssstarted attacking a peaceful clan just sssscouting the area for herbs!". Many other hostile battles have been happening all over the place between clans! You can't go from Cyril to Sprohm without fighting, it seems. We asked a judge about these happenings and, erm, all he really did was blow his whistle and issue me a Yellow Card so I think i'll back off for now...

-MM23

Possible Ordinance on banning Buster Swords?

Today in Sprohm a disaster occured, which will likely result with action from the Judgemaster...

It all started when a young lad, Ford, took to a Buster Sword in a local sword shop. This lad then said "I wanna be just like Cloud!" (I wonder who this "Cloud" is?) And slashed at a wooden table. Little did he know that a valuable Genjii Plate Mail was on the table, belonging to the Judgemaster himself! "Im sure to get a Red Card now!" Says the Mayor of Sprohm. "I was supposed to safeguard that Plate Mail, but now that miserable brat ruined for me! Someone HIDE ME!". More details will be released when they arrive.

-MM23

Bangaa Temper...

Bangaa have always been known for being jackasses- erm, I mean, unpleasant company, but never to this degree. Today in Cyril, an apparent newcomer to Ivalice ran into a Bangaa, which he never had seen before. He then, out of pure fear and shock, called him a "lizard". The Bangaa reacted very poorly, and if it werent for a moogle black mage in the area, the poor newcomer would have been killed! A judge in the area luckily caught him violating a law, and thus, he was issued a Red Card and sent to prison. Good riddance, this reporter says! I would thank the Judge but he'll probably issue me ANOTHER Yellow Card, resulting in me going to jail...

-MM23