The Final Fantasy Chronicles

Unfair Laws.

As a clan member I have found out that many of the laws around are too unfair, I was issued a yellow card in an engagement for hitting an animal, what else can I do in batte? Any damage done to an animal gave us yellow cards! I sent a letter to Prince Mewt (that little bastard!!!) he simply replied, "This is my world, what I say and do occurs, and I say bite your tongue you little wretch!" I was truly infuriated unti lI had found out soon after the judges had seperated themselves from the kingdom! The laws still stand unfair, but we have ways to get around them. Does the name "Ezel" ring a bell? He has possibly the best shop in the world, and trust me those cards work! Rumors say he even used it on Judgemaster Cid himself! More news on this later!

- Maverick Slayer

Startling jerky discovery!

In the midst of Cyril, a chef, who wishes to be known as "Mr. X" (no further questions please) recently had been experimenting with a beef jerky he was to supply to his son's clan. He usually adds beef, herbs, spices (that can only be found in his shop) but he added something he calls "Flame Tongue". Bangaa elites say this was a metal used in swords giving fighters special techinques, but "Mr. X" concludes "I have yet to understand why a SPICE would be in a sword. Sure, it burns like hell, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be in beef jerky!" No one has taken him seriously until his son's clan began to advertise this, clans coming to engage often get some jerky if they win, they havent been dissapointed. One clan member, Azmar Atiled, reports "That was some good jerky, I seriously wish I knew where to buy it! After tha battle I felt SO much stronger than usual...I had a burst of energy, and I could suddenly use a techinque called Fire Breath!" Other members eating this jerky also report similar effects! Perhaps now people won't just buy weapons when they need techniques, they may also buy jerky!

- Maverick Slayer

Moogle/Chocobo Vet Practice Opened.

On the outskirts on Cyril, a Vet office has been opened solely devoted to the treatment and health care of Moogles and Chocobos. Treating anything from Moogle AIDs cases to Chocobo birth, these friendly people are happy to help you.

"I just figured that there musta been lotsa chocobos and moogles that have died in the past, and I want to do my best to save them." says Sayvda Moogles, director of the new facility. "I just hope that we can preserve life and bring peace to owners and pets."

- MeltingWax

Interview with prince Mewt.

We, the FFChronicles bring you a very rare interview with Prince Mewt! Done by yours truly, no other newspaper can bring you this, so stay tuned for this exclusive footage, only here at the FFC!

MM23: Hello your highness, im here for the interview.
Mewt: Guards, execute this whelp if he says one more word to me.
MM23: Wha... what? But you accepted my invitation to an interview with you? I thought...
Mewt: Oh, so your that news reporter... I thought you were another annoying peasant coming to complain about my laws.
MM23: Why of course not... (gulp)
Mewt: Get on with it already!
MM23: Alrighty then, first question: How old are you?
Mewt: 12, Next!
MM23: Erm... ok then... what is your favorite color...
Mewt: Red, cause its the card that gives my judges the power to send you to jail... in fact... I wonder if you have a card, hm?
Mewt: What the HELL! It says here you have over 84 red cards and you've been avoiding athorities for over 8 months!
MM23: Oh no... thats my cousin... MilkMan23... yeah...
Mewt: Ohhh... ok then... well im a busy man, so get on with your final questions.
MM23: Alright... what do you think of your laws.
Mewt: They are excessively cruel. I like them!!
Mewt: Alrighty, thats all the time I have, and remember my motto kids - "With great power comes great potential to abuse that power!
MM23: Uhh, right! Well anyway, thanks for your time Prince Mewt!

- MM23