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| Here we are, at page three of the top tens. And so far we have only a couple of suggestions for new lists. C'mon people, work with me here! |
| TOP TEN REASONS WHY STAR TREK IS BETTER THAN STAR WARS (suggested by Mr. Bonestripper) 10. I 9. Just 8. Can't 7. Seem 6. To 5. Think 4. Of 3. Even 2. ONE 1. Reason |
| TOP TEN REASONS "REVENGE OF THE SITH" WILL ROCK 10. Ian McDiarmid has been consistently amazing as Palpatine, and he has a bigger role in this movie 9. The Empire is going to be the bad guy again - finally! 8. Shitload of lightsaber fights 7. Yoda kicking ass and taking names like he means it 6. Chewbacca 5. Anakin first putting on the Vader suit 4. Finally being able to watch the whole story 3. General Grievous looks pretty damn nasty - even though he's the throwaway villain for this film 2. The first Star Wars movie without the PG rating 1. The duel, man! The ultimate duel we have all been imagining for the past 28 years, ever since we were first introduced to all this way back in 1977 |
| TOP TEN OXYMORONS (submitted by Katie) 10. Military Intelligence 9. Microsoft Works 8. Religious Tolerance 7. Computer Security 6. Business Ethics 5. Act Natural 4. Exact Estimate 3. Government Worker 2. Pretty Ugly 1. Rap Music |
| TOP TEN WORST SONGS EVER RECORDED 10. Stairway to Heaven - It's not possible in one lifetime to say enough bad things about this song. 9. Shandi - Even the world's greatest rock band can go wrong sometimes. 8. Come Together - John Lennon may be the most incoherent songwriter EVER. This is pure gibberish strung together. 7. Street of Dreams - This is NOT Rainbow. I don't know who these idiots are calling themselves Rainbow, but rainbow never sounded this gay. 6. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Lennon may be the most incoherent writer, but Cobain is by far the most incoherent singer. Well, singer is probably pushing it a little. What the fuck was this idiot saying anyway? 5. Money For Nothin' - How did anyone ever consider this a real song? 4. Ice Ice Baby - The only thing worse than rap is white guys rapping. 3. Hotel California - The next time I hear this song I swear to GOD I am going to kill someone. Classic rock radio WAKE UP! This song is pure shit! 2. I am the Walrus - How incoherent can one guy be? What the fuck does any of this shit even mean? There is no logic in this at all, no intelligent verse. John Lennon was a babbling idiot, and we're all better off now with him dead. 1. Stairway to Heaven - Yes, I know it's on here twice. That's how fuckin' terrible this song is! |
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| Yes, I am still hard at work coming up with more lists. So leave me the fuck alone if you aren't going to help with a contribtion. |
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| HA! I'll bet you were expecting Heather Locklear again! That's Chuck's secret. You don't expect him. Heh heh. |
| TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS "FACTS" 10. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 9. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of 'beard'. Jesus wore it proudly til his dying day. The other wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used there combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter, all three died of roundhouse kick related injuries. 8. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 7. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. It's just never his own. 6. The first lunar eclipse took place after Chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck Norris ALWAYS wins. 5. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 4. There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. 3. The only word in the English language that rhymes with orange is Chuck Norris. 2. There is no global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned up the sun. 1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a ten-dollar bill into 200 nickles. |