The first thing is the Indianapolis Colts losing, ending their bid for a perfect season, something only the 1972 Miami Dolphins have ever done. The thing that bothers me isn�t that the Colts didn�t make it, but rather the way the Dolphins act when someone gets close, and then doesn�t get the job done. They act like spoiled children.
It�s pretty fucking pathetic that a group of professional ex-athletes celebrate when someone else fails. A bunch of bitter old men who did this one great thing over 30 years ago, and none of them have done anything since. In fact, the only time anyone even thinks of them anymore is when someone makes a serious run at an unbeaten season. You would think they would help root for someone else to do what they did, as they alone know just how tough it is to do. But like the worthless scumbags they are, they display a childish glee when another team gets close, and doesn�t quite get there. They should all be ashamed of themselves, and I don�t really care how Don Shula and maybe a couple of the players are in the Hall of Fame, they still act like shitstains when they do this, and I have zero respect for them now, no matter what their other accomplishments.
The day will come when another team goes unbeaten. Personally I hope it�s the Steelers, but I�ll accept anyone who isn�t the Dolphins. And when that happens, the �72 Dolphins will be little more than a footnote in NFL history, since this other team will be more recent, and they will have to win two more games than the Dolphins to go undefeated. In short, they will be much more impressive than the classless �72 Dolphins.
The second thing that annoyed me about SportsCenter tonight? Stuart Scott. What the fuck is WRONG with this idiot? And why does ESPN still employ him? Yeah, I know he�s black, but being black does not mean you have to talk like an idiot. Why does he have to mix that Ebonics gibberish into his sports casting? Does he think it makes him sound cool or hip? Maybe the young people will pay attention to him? I got news for ya Stuart, you sound like a fucking imbecile. None of the other real sportscasters talk like that; they speak like professionals. The only one who talked like that was Deion Sanders, and do you really want to model your sports casting career on him? He�s a fucking idiot as well. He might have been a somewhat decent football player in his day, although it�s painfully obvious that he�s washed up now, but a good sportscaster he is NOT. Because he�s a fucking moron. Sooner or later someone has GOT to realize that just because a guy was okay on the field doesn�t mean he will make a good television personality. And then we will end up with trouser stains like Stuart Scott emulating him and also sounding not quite as intelligent as a bag of hammers.
The best thing ESPN can do is sit Mr. Scott down and tell him to either speak like an intelligent adult, or go back to working the drive-thru at Wendy�s. They have to stop letting this guy represent black people and portraying them as retarded jackasses who don�t know how to speak properly.
The third thing is during that stupid little song they play every week as they recap the day�s events. You know which one I�m talking about; the �twins� song. It used to be an excuse to not only show highlights of the games, but also to show a bunch of boobs bouncing around. Well, I have noticed this season that there has been precious little of the boob-flashing going on. I�m sure this has something to do with that crap from the Super Bowl with Janet Jackson, and that�s just fucking retarded. Who watches football, for the most part? Who makes up the majority of the audience? That�s right; men. And what�s one of men�s favorite things? That�s right; boobs. So what�s the fucking problem? I just don�t get it.
So if ESPN is going to give in to whatever fuckstain said they shouldn�t show boobs during their little song, then they shouldn�t play the song. Because without boobs, it�s really pretty fuckin� stupid. The song NEEDS boobs to not suck.
Of course, I�m still going to watch SportsCenter, but it�s going to annoy the shit out of me until they get rid of the unintelligible jackass, and put boobs back into the crappy song.