I know. That won�t really come as much of a surprise to anyone with an IQ higher than that of a rutabaga, but it still needed to be said.
First there was the incident from a few months ago, when he called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, simply because he spoke the truth about Dubya. He said Dubya was a fuckin� moron. I�m paraphrasing a bit there, but the idea is still the same.
And let's not forget back in 1998 when he told Orlando that they could expect to get hit by earthquakes, terrorist attacks and hurricanes because they said 'okay' to gay rights. Yeah, a hurricane will hit Florida. You're a master prognosticator there Pat. Who would expect that to happen. That's not God, it's fucking nature, and you're a giant talking dildo. And terrorist attacks? C'mon man! What, does God call up Osama and ask him politely to bomb Orlando because they said gay people are okay? Is there a limit to Pat Robertson's stupidity?
Now he has, for all intents and purposes, told a little town in Pennsylvania that they are doomed because they �voted God out of (their) city.�
Fuckin� what? Is this idiot for real? Speaking of assassinations, how is it that this retard is still alive? That right there PROVES there isn�t a God, because any self-respecting Deity would have offed this little prick years ago with some of the things he has claimed in God�s name.
This latest gem of Pat�s stems from the town of Dover, PA voting out all eight of the school board members who were up for re-election because they were trying to force religion into public schools. They wanted science classes to teach �intelligent design�, as opposed to the theory of evolution, which is the more commonly accepted theory. Also, it�s the one that actually has evidence to back it up, not just wishful thinking.
Of course Old Pat took this personally. Why the hell should he care about some little town in Pennsylvania anyway? The real truth is, he doesn�t. He just wants to make sure he stays in the headlines, so he can steal more money from the weak-minded idiots who keep watching the drivel he airs on television every day.
Why is he still on TV anyway? The FCC goes absolutely bonkers over a fuckin� nipple being shown, which was created BY God, and then declared �bad� by man, but this idiot calls for the death of a sovereign leader on national TV, and then tells an entire town they�re going to Hell because they don�t believe the bullshit he�s selling, and nobody says boo to the fucker. Why, because he�s disguising his personal agenda in religion? Fine, then it should be perfectly okay to have topless nuns wandering through each and every show on television.
Back on topic, this should tell these idiots that the PEOPLE do not want religion fucking up their educations. The majority has spoken, and they said �get this shit out of here, and keep it in your church where it belongs.� The fuckin� Christian conservatives are constantly trying to force their beliefs on everyone else, and this was just another attempt to do that. The ousted members of the school board ordered teachers in biology classes to read a statement to all their students. It said the theory of evolution is not established fact, and had gaps in it. As an alternative, they should read books on this idiotic theory of intelligent design, despite the fact that there is NO evidence to support it, and it not only has some gaps, but it IS a very large gap. It also points to another very large gap � in intelligence.
The parents in Dover sued the school for doing this, as they rightly should have. The trial isn�t over yet, but I think the vote Tuesday night shows that it won�t matter one way or the other what the judge decides. These trouser stains are already gone. The people have spoken and they have said, �Keep your idiotic theories to yourself.�
Now if we could only vote Pat Robertson off the fucking planet.
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected Him from your city." Um, did I miss something here? I don't remember God being escorted to the town line Tuesday night. In fact, the video shows people talking both in front of, and inside a church. No, I'm sure God still has the same presence in Dover He has always had. Pat's political agenda is the only thing that took a hit in this vote, not God. God's still doing fine, but Pat is losing more and more credibility with each passing day.
"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there." Wow, way to go against all the teachings of Christianity there Pat. You retarded sack of dumb. It's gonna be a ball up at the Pearly Gates when all the deceased folk from Dover line up on the insdie to listen to St. Peter tell you that you're at the wrong place. You need to fo a few floors down.
This shit has got to stop. How many times do these idiots need to be told that they are not wanted in certain places? Stay out of the fucking schools, okay? It�s really that simple. Because if you want this garbage taught in schools, then the only fair thing to do is start talking about evolution in church, and telling all the parishioners that this theory is just as valid as the creation one. Couldn�t you just see that happening? And couldn�t you just see Pat Robertson�s head exploding all over the set of his TV show. Now THAT would be glorious. And it would certainly make me want to tune in.