Paris Hilton is a waste of DNA
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    This is where the body of text goes. Okay, so I have kept my tongue as long as I possibly can. I have resisted the urge to add fuel to the fire running the machine that is the Paris Hilton publicity engine, but I have reached the point where I HAVE to add in my two cents. I know it goes against everything I believe concerning this bimbo, and others like her, but I cannot help myself. Come to think of it, I guess that�s the story pretty much as far as everyone goes.
     The reason I have to say something is; why does anyone give a rat�s ass what she is up to? Exactly what has she done that is worthy of having anyone even know who she is? Where the fuck did she come from, and more importantly, why? And even MORE importantly, what can we do to make her go back there?
     Seriously, a few years ago she came out of nowhere and did�NOTHING! And the media loved her for it, and I cannot understand that no matter HOW I look at it. She�s not good-looking, so that can�t be it. I�ve seen people after they have been doused with hydrochloric acid who looked better than her. And it�s not because of all her accomplishments, because what the fuck has she done? Let�s see, get drunk � a LOT. Get her picture taken being drunk � a LOT. Gotten arrested for being drunk, then mistakenly let go and re-arrested. That was kinda funny, but hardly �news.�
     Seriously, I don�t care that Paris went to jail. I don�t care WHY she was arrested. I don�t care about anything she does, or that happens to her. She�s just a nobody. A famous nobody, but still a nobody.
     Her film �career� doesn�t really count as anything because it never would have started if she wasn�t already famous. She has no discernable talent for the craft, and she�s butt-ugly, so no studio would have even let her in the fucking door if she wasn�t already constantly in the �news.�
     And now, thanks to her, there are a whole slew of pseudo-celebrities coming out of the woodwork. It seems anyone who has parents who made a ton of money can be a celebrity nowadays. Either that or simply have the bad luck to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, or the right time, depending on your point of view. My own point of view is these people are worthless blemishes on society.
     What exactly do any of them contribute? Why are there people who are interested in what Paris Hilton does? She�s NOBODY! She has accomplished exactly nothing, and gotten famous doing it. If her parents were hotel employees instead of the owners of the chain, she probably would have been found dead in an alley somewhere, when she was trying to sell her body and whining because no one wanted it, and she whined so fucking much that someone finally killed her for it.
     And the beauty of that particular scenario is we never would have known about it, and I would be just fine with that. I am so tired of hearing about the spoiled spawn of people who have actually accomplished something with their lives. It�s actually making me sick just thinking about it. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth, and it was gross.
     The one thing I DON�T hope happens to Paris Hilton is that she dies tragically or something. Not because I care about her, but because then we would be stuck with all kinds of crap on every fucking channel of television, and in every fucking magazine. I�ll bet they�d even find a way to mention her in the drum magazines I read, and that would drive me pretty much berserk. Because I am sick and fucking tired of seeing people rewarded for doing NOTHING! Or for being assholes. I work my ass off, and I am nice to people all the time. Where�s MY fucking reward, huh? Oh, that�s right. My parents weren�t rich.
     If any of these people actually DID anything, it would be a different story. I remember a time, not really all that long ago, where you actually had to do something to become famous. And it involved a bit more than being caught drunk in public. I know a LOT of people that has happened to, and none of them are famous. It�s pathetic.
     And I blame us, or rather you, all the fucking stains who read all the shit about her, and the sperm-gargling morons who watched her �interview� on TV a few days ago, relating her prison experience, or whatever she talked about. I don�t really know because I didn�t fucking watch it. Yet I have had about thirty people ask me if I saw it, and it�s only been what � five days? NO! I didn�t fucking watch it, and I don�t care what she had to say. She�s a worthless moron and her life should be filled with the same kind of pain she is inflicting on society by not being a recluse.
     God, I�m so pissed about this whole thing that I can�t even talk about it any more. So instead I think I�m gonna go sit on my couch and work on becoming famous.
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