Before I was complaining about people today not being able to speak the language we use in this country, simply making up nonsense words that have no meaning, and using them as if they are real. Or adding nonsense suffixes to actual words, to make them sound cooler. Which means more retarded, because it doesn�t sound cool when you say �For shizzle.� It sounds like you�re an imbecile.
But for this rant, I�m going to be focusing more on the written word, and the way kids today completely fuck that up. I know way too many young people who don�t know how to spell, and I know what the problem is. Unfortunately, most of them are just too damned lazy to do anything about it. This is another facet of the problem prevalent in our society today. But that�s another rant.
The problem is the shorthand language kids have adopted for message boards and chat rooms and that unholy abomination that is text messaging. Things like replacing the word �you� with a capital U. That�s just lazy. There is NO other explanation for it. Yeah, I know that these intellectually challenged cretins whine about how much longer it takes to actually spell out that THREE LETTER WORD. Um, retards? Yeah, that�s where the fucking �lazy� part comes in. I swear to God I saw a message on some board that read, �U R 2 hot 4 words.� That is NOT a sentence. It�s a Goddamn chemical compound. In fact, I think it might be the formula for sheer stupidity, of which these meatheads have partaken liberally.
Another thing that bothers me is the use of �teh� instead of �the.� What the fuck is this even accomplishing? It�s the same number of letters, but it makes people seem stupid. And I know it�s not a typo when I see it 437 times in one person�s posts. It doesn�t make you cool to purposely misspell a word. It doesn�t make you a rebel, or a renegade. All it does is shine a glaring light on your low intelligence.
And what is with the current trend of replacing the letter �S� with the letter �Z�? Seriously, do people stay up late at night trying to think of ways to sound even more retarded? Is there some kind of anti-think tank organization sitting around on folding chairs in a half-circle, all taking hits off a six-foot bong trying to come up with ways to make the next generation seem even dumber? What the hell are �shoeZ?� There are like nine words in the English language that contain the letter �Z�. STOP trying to shoehorn it in where it doesn�t belong. It�s like trying to bring a high school football player to a Mensa meeting; it just doesn�t fit quite right.
We have been hearing for years about how our country is falling behind others in education. Well how the hell can we expect to gain any ground on the other guys if we as adults don�t beat the ever loving shit out of any nitwit who adds the fake, completely meaningless suffix �izzle� to ANYTHING. If you are 21 years of age or older, and have an IQ above single digits, then it is YOUR DUTY to rabbit punch any fucker you hear using that shit right in the goddamn windpipe. If they don�t die, maybe they will learn a valuable lesson. And if they do die, really, who gives a fuck? They were obviously too stupizzle to let livizzle anywizzle.