I am the Universe�s Crapper. That�s the phrase, and that�s the summation of my life. If something can go wrong with my life, you can bet it will. If there�s no way anything can go wrong, you can bet it will. If something can go wrong with someone else�s life, you can bet that somehow it will go wrong with MY life � even if I do not know that person.
Because the Universe has to deal with a lot of crap, as evidenced by all my other rants on here. And it has to relieve itself somehow, and somewhere. It wouldn�t be fair to all of creation if the Universe just decided to randomly do its business anywhere, so it picks one certain person and dumps on that person continually until they die. I guess I was simply born in the right place at the right time, or the wrong place at the wrong time depending on your point of view, and I am that person. The Universe�s Crapper.
Now you know what I mean when I say that. And you can go on leading a happier, more fulfilling life. Because you know that on those rare occasions when something seems to go wrong for you, it was an accident. It was meant for me, but don�t worry. I will be getting mine soon, you can count on that. Because I am the Universe�s Crapper.