| HEY! It's me with PORN STARS! SWEET! |
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| Me with Trinity at the IVD show, October 2005. Hot AND one of the nicest people ever. |
| Me with Audrey Hollander at the IVD show, October 2005. NOT one of the nicest people ever. Note the incredibly fake smile. |
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| Once again at the October 2005 IVD show, with Trinity and Audrey Hollander. Can ya see the difference between them now? |
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| Me with Brittney Skye at the September 2004 East Coast News show. She seemed nice but she didn't stick around very long. |
| Me with Jodi Moore at the September 2004 East Coast News show. Really nice, and not afraid to take a few minutes to talk to fans. Probably one of the most 'down to Earth' porn stars I have met. |
| Me with Keri Sable at the September 2004 East Coast News show. She was promoting her first film here, and seemed like she thought she was too good to talk to fans. Still don't understand what people see in her. |
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| Me with hometown girl Savanna Samson at the September 2004 East Coast News show. I was really excited to meet her, (as you can tell by the look on my face,) because she grew up in the same town I did. Then I found out she has the conversational skills of a hammer. What a disappointment. She's still hot though. |
| Which brings us to me and the hottest chick on the planet, Jessica Drake. Also at the September 2004 East Coast News show. One of the highlightr of my life so far, which you can tell by the look on my face. Yes, that is shock. Mixed with happiness. I am a complex person. |
| Okay, when I'm not getting crapped on by the Universe, or writing entertaining little rants to help you understand what's wrong with the world, (here's a hint - it's PEOPLE!) I run a porn shop. No, it's not always as fun as you might think it is. It's not all naked women and childish behavior, although you wouldn't know that second part judging by some of the people who work for me. Most of the time it's a lot of work - especially because of some of the people who work there. But sometimes it IS naked woman and fun. Here is the some of the photographic evidence of that. |
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| Katie, Sophia Rossi and myself at the 2006 IVD Warehouse Show. Before anyone says anything stupid, Katie is NOT a porn star, but a nice young lady who used to work for me. People who send rude comments will be hunted down a killed. Sophia Rossi IS a porn star. She was pretty nice. Kinda dumb, but nice. With GIGANTIC hooters. |
| Me once again with Sophia Rossi at the 2006 IVD Warehouse Show. The worst thing about her was her tendency to not be able to make any decision without first looking at her manager or whoever that lady was with her for confirmation on whether she should or not. It was riiculous. Of course, she's ridiculously hot, so I guess that's kinda fitting. |
| Okay, I have to admit I have absolutely NO idea who this is. Someone at the 2006 IVD Warehouse Show told me who she was, but I had a lot to drink that night, and don't remember. I do remember she was kinda nice, and sat and had dinner with us, and was there prmoting her first film, but other than that I got nothing. But she's a porn star, so she's on this page. |