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| Hey - there's a guest book now! Everybody needs to sign this fuckin' thing. C'mon. Don't be shy! I know nobody likes to be the first one, but someone has to be. Your friends all want to, they're just waiting for you! |
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| What, you haven't learned yet? There's nothing to see down here, asshole. Scroll the fuck back up and sign the damn guestbook. |
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| Seriously, you have something to say to me? Go ahead and say it! But again I must warn you, if I think you said something stupid, I WILL make fun of you for it. |