| The Penis Game |
| There is this game played on MySpace via bulletins, where you take a movie title and replace one of the words in it with the word 'Penis.' Such as 'Edward Scissorhands' becomming 'Edward Penishands,' or 'Lethal Weapon' becomming 'Lethal Penis.' Get the idea? The results are funny, most of the time. Some of the people on there can be quite clever when they want to be. My friend's Joe, George and myself sat at work coming up with hundreds of these titles, because we really are that warped. And that bored sometimes. I decided to put the best ones here, all collected in one place, simply because I think they're funny. And if you can think of any we missed, drop me a line and I will add it along with giving the author credit. This list can only get better with your participation. And hey - for added fun, you can always try to guess the title of the original movie. |
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| 2001: A Penis Odyssey Above the Penis A Few Good Penises Penis Force One Attack of the 50 Foot Penis The Art of Penis Back to the Penis Batman & Penis Battle Beyond the Penis Battlefield: Penis Beverly Hills Penis Big Penis in Little China The Penis Identity The Penis Supremacy Brewster's Penis Broken Penis Penis Almighty Bulletproof Penis Charlie's Penis The Curse of the Jade Penis Dr. Penis & the Women The Dream Penis Elvira: Mistress of the Penis Fantastic Penis The Final Penis For Your Penis Only Penis Quest The Good, the Bad and the Penis Half Past Penis Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Penis Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penis The Last Action Penis Last Penis Standing The Legend of the Lone Penis Jurrasic Penis The Penis of Zorro Masters of the Penis Meet the Penis Penis, Inc. The Naked Penis National Lampoon's European Penis The New Penis Not Another Penis Movie Ocean's Penis Once Upon a Penis in America Planet of the Penis Reign of Penis The Replacement Penis Rising Penis RoboPenis Scary Penis Serving Penis Penis in Little Tokyo Space Penises Starship Penises Star Trek II: The Wrath of Penis Star Trek III: The Search for Penis Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Penis Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Penis Anna and the Penis From Penis With Love Never Say Penis Again The Penis Who Loved Me On Her Majesty's Secret Penis Teen Penis The Penis on the River Kwai Penis Expectations The Hidden Penis With Twelve You Get Penis Yours, Mine and Penis' The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Penis Dimension Little Shop of Penis Penis Story A Penis Runs Through it Walking Penis Twelve Angry Penises The Penis and the Pauper The Penis Diaries A Penis in Winter Tales From the Penis: Bordello of Blood Tales From the Crypt: Demon Penis A Christmas Penis Blame it on Penis Shanghai Penis The Thirty-Nine Penises Three Men and a Penis Johnny Get Your Penis Penis Attacks! Bring Penis On Married to the Penis My Boss's Penis The Truth About Penises and Dogs Snow White and the Seven Penises Dances With Penises The Fox and the Penis Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Penis From Dusk til Penis Penises of Mars New Penis City Children of the Penis Penis of the Damned A Nightmare on Penis Street A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Penis On Golden Penis Dawn of the Penis In the Line of Penis The Silence of the Penis Penis all the Way Catch Penis if You Can Good Guys Wear Penis The Penis up There Coal Miner's Penis Passion of the Penis A Penis Before Dying For Your Penis Only The Great White Penis Penis is Bleeding Honey I Shrunk the Penis Six Days, Seven Penises Penis Management Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Penis The Penis Guy Ace Ventura: Penis Detective Peggy Sue Got Penis |
| Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Penises Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Penis Star Wars Episode IV: A New Penis Star Wars Episode V: The Penis Strikes Back Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Penis Penis Recall Penis A.E. Terminator 2: Judgment Penis Terminator 3: Rise of the Penis Teenage Mutant Ninja Penis Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Penis Uncle Penis A View to a Penis Room With a Penis Scent of a Penis A Fistful of Penis Eight Penises in a Duffle Bag Against All Penises Black Penis Rising Monty Python and the Holy Penis The Last Temptation of Penis The Sound of Penis The Penis of Oz Gone With the Penis The Towering Penis Close Encounters of the Penis Kind Dude, Where's My Penis? Desperately Seeking Penis Chasing Penis The Hunt for Red Penis Penis Games Clear and Present Penis The Penis of all Fears Penis Trouble Minority Penis Trading Penises Weekend at Penis' Happy Penis Rescue From Gilligan's Penis The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Penis Penis Crashers History of the Penis Part I War of the Penis Yor: The Penis From the Future Penis Pirates Penis Hunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone For a Few Penises More Play Penis For Me Jay and Silent Penis Strike Back Penis of the Century Penis of the House The Adventures of Penis and Bullwinkle Just One of the Penises The Man With the Golden Penis The Penis is Not Enough Penis vs. Penis The Crying Penis The Big Red Penis The Penis Dozen Enter the Penis The Penis in Bettly Lou's Handbag Penis and Louise The Penis in the Cupboard The Man With One Red Penis Penis Academy The Muppets Take Penis The Great Muppet Penis To Sir With Penis Tenacious D in: The Penis of Destiny Bird on a Penis A Penis on 34th Street It's a Wonderful Penis Mad Penis: Beyond Thunderdome Penis in Pink Fast Times at Penis High The Last American Penis Penis of the Spider-Woman Penis Needs Women High Road to Penis To Live and Die in Penis Take This Penis and Shove it Smokey and the Penis Escape From New Penis Every Which Way But Penis About Last Penis The Breakfast Penis Penis Wish Flight of the Penis White Penis Can't Jump Plan Penis From Outer Space Planes, Trains and Penises Who's Harry Penis? The Penis of Richard Nixon Pee-Wee's Big Penis Bill & Ted's Excellent Penis Where the Red Penis Grows The Penis Pit A Boy and His Penis An American Tail:Fievel Goes Penis The Penis Who Knew Too Little Dead Men Don't Wear Penis What About Penis? Groundhog Penis Beavis and Butthead Do Penis Penis Can Wait Penis Day Afternoon Riding in Cars With Penises Harold and Kumar Go to White Penis Detroit Penis City Penis, Interrupted Radar Men on the Penis First Men on the Penis The First Penises Club The Penis Who Came in From the Cold The Red Penis Diaries Penises in the Outfield |
| 50 First Penises The 40-Year Old Penis Attack of the Killer Penises The Day the Penis Stood Still Hero and the Penis Excess Penis Mr. & Mrs. Penis The Great Penis Penis Rental Code of Penis The Penis Lagoon Return to the Penis Lagoon The Penis of Penzance Mom and Dad Save the Penis Penis at Large The Fifth Penis Blast From the Penis Kindergarten Penis Addicted to Penis Joe Versus the Penis You've Got Penis Penis in Seattle Groundhog Penis Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Penis The Penis Next Door Amazon Women on the Penis Along Came Penis Master and Commander: The Far Side of the Penis Buffy the Vampire Penis The Penises of Eastwick A Bug's Penis One Good Penis Penis vs. MechaPenis The Bad News Penises My Super Ex-Penis Two For the Penis National Penis The Longest Penis The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Penis The Manchurian Penis 13 Going on Penis Bachelor Penis Blazing Penises Penis the Barbarian Penis the Destroyer The Truth About Penis The Butterfly Penis Penises of Madison County Two Penises for Sister Sara Night of the Penis Dawn of the Penis Journey to the Center of the Penis A Bronx Penis The Penis King Me, My Penis and Irene You, Me and Penis An American Penis in London Around the Penis in 80 Days Penis of a Salesman The Once and Future Penis One Flew over the Penis' Nest Tango and Penis Sixteen Penises All the President's Penises Penises in the Attic I, Penis One of Our Penises is Missing Arthur 2: On the Penis Romancing the Penis Jewel of the Penis Throw Mamma From the Penis Fried Green Penises The Sisterhood of the Traveling Penis Spies Like Penis The Penis and the Snowman Of Penis and Men The Penis Hunter A Penis Named Desire Apocalypse Penis A Clockwork Penis Random Penises Regarding Penis The Last Time I Saw Penis The Penis Connection Midnight in the Garden of Good and Penis The Penis Whisperer It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Penis The Penis Wears Prada True Penis Penis Lies Mr. Penis Goes to Washington Bedtime For Penis Penises From Heaven Penis Slickersa When Harry Met Penis Penis in a Strange Land The Blair Penis Project My Penis Project My Favorite Penis Robin Hood: Prince of Penises Year of the Penis 9 1/2 Penises The Penis Commandments Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Penises A Penis Too Far Get Penis or Die Trying Any Given Penis Friday Night Penises Scooby Doo 2: Penises Unleashed The Penis Who Came to Dinner The Color of Penis A Penis Called Wanda The Perfect Penis 28 Penises Later Penis Crazy Breakin' 2: Electric Penis 20,000 Leagues Under the Penis A League of Extraordinary Penises How the Grinch Stole Penis 8 Crazy Penises Oh God, You Penis |