Post-it Quotes
HAHAHAHAHA! Here are some post-it quotes that I have accumulated during retreats! Enjoy! (NOTE: some of these are 'you-had-to-be-there' quotes.)
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2003 Retreat (Discovery Ministries, MO)
2004 Retreat (Michigan)
"Why is it vibrating so?" Me
"Alligator!" *SPLASH* "Got it!" Rachel
"My butt is in grave danger!" Lesley
"All this horse power and no where to gallop. AWAY!"    Rachel, Kayleigh, Me
"Thou shalt get your party on!"
I'm guessing, lil Kate said this. Correct me if I'm wrong.
"What happens if this window opens?" Tiffany
"Then your butt will be hanging out for all the world to see!" Rachel
"Oh look! It's on the move! It's in the trash can!" Lesley
"Why are there footprints on the ceiling?" Me
"It whooshed him!" Lesley
*RIP*
"Tiffany, what did you do?" Me
"Uh . . . what does this mean?" Tiffany
"Is that the 'do no remove under penalty of law' tag?" Me
"Uh . . . yeah." Tiffany
"Take it home as a souvenir." Me
"My house beeps." Vicki
"We know you got dirty
And want to be clean
But to use all the hot water
Is selfish and mean."  In the showers
"Unconfuzzled." Kayleigh
"We're all mental." Me
"I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts
(doo-dl -ee -doo)
There they are, standing in a row
(bum-bum-bum)
Big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head."
"Cuz they were being sick and wrong . . . oooh! Fro!" Lesley
"Aww, that's a waste of squeeze cheese!"
"The beheaing of Dolly has not yet taken place." Lesley
"Lean back forward." Tiffany
"No more cheese on my leg." Tiff
"Did you fart, or did I fart?" Tiffany
"Watch out for the cheese on the floor!" Me
"I like to moon, moon, moon." Kayleigh
"It's a pair of underwear flapping in the wind." Annette
"Pregnant pillow."
"You're a double-A battery." Me
"I always cut the cheese . . .(with the same knife." Kayleigh
"You look like a female version of Zorro com to save the Death Star." Tiffany
"Why is your butt in the air?" Tiffany
"The male race of the human species is doomed." Annette
"She's wiggling the squirrel under the door." Tiffany. (note: "squirrel" was a codeword for Kayleigh's plastic, jumping animals.)
"Oh no, he bit the cat!" Annette?
"We're goig down now, so doom on you if you come up here." Tiffany
"Lesley is the fish!" Tiffany. Completley random.
"I feel like a donkey." Tiffany
" She died in a tragic potatoe salad accident." lil Kate
"You can't kill her. She's already dead." lil Kate
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