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Pictures of Perfection |
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The Most Frightening Page Currently Legal on the Internet! |
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You must be at least 18 years of age and currently residing in Minnesota or Slovakia to view this site. (You also must have a goat next to the computer with you.) Those who experience claustrophobia, are pregnant, or have a history of heart, back, or neck problems should not ride this ride. Contains 100% of a daily value of 11 essential vitamins and minerals. |
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Now that I have a ton of pictures on here it might take a little while to load, but, hey, you were the one stupid enought to click on the thing to come here. . . . |
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This is my now-famous monkey pose taken at Jose's Mexican Restaurant. I'm not normally this retarded. |
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And this is my police line-up shot for the murder of Mr. Slaw. The case is still under investigation. (Check out the website at: http://www.geocities.com/mr_slaw) |
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A horribly ugly picture of me chillin' at Buffalo's (before the two-hour wait). |
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A picture of me (on the left I think) with my girlfriend on Valentine's Day. (I am an ugly mule, but she looks muy bonita.) |
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Once again, my beeeeautiful gf. |
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My girl yet again (on the right) with my friend Manders! |
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Actually, here's a picture of my new girlfriend. Pretty, isn't she (he? it?)? |
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This is the late, great Mr. Slaw, my bud. |
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This gruesome picture was taken at the scene of the crime where Mr. Slaw was murder. To find out more about the on-going investigation visit: http://www.geocities.com/mr_slaw |
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Yet another stunning picture of my girlfriend. She drinks her milk. It certainly does do a body good. ;-) |
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A very good picture of me that I will be using as my campaign photo. 8X10 glossies are available upon request. |
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Me and Eleanor at Chili's at sunset. Ooo, how romantic. (Pay no attention to my cheesy smile.) |
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Go forward to the next page of random pictures! |
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Go back to my super cool page! |
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