The Attempted Goatees Page

By looking around today's entertainment world it is easy to see that the goatee has quickly become the most handsome and debonair form of facial hair.  Goatees can be seen displayed on the likes of Bruce Willis, Jame Hetfield from Metallica, Wayne Static from Static-X, and the adorable Don Knotts.  Seeing how popular these half-beards had become, Trey and Andy decided that to enhance their music they had to grow goatees.  (Plus they just look really kewl!)  So they set out to grow their chin hair.  Or so they thought . . .

During this intense period of tribulation they had to concentrate almost constantly to make the hair continue to grow.  Many times the stress was unbearable, but they pushed on, fueled by inspirational pictures of others who succeeded in growing hair on their faces as they continued to look for their "inner selves."  Trey's favorite inspirational picture is shown here on the left, while Andy favored the one on the right.

Times got hard, and the goatees were not working right.  The hair was just not growing.  Well, it was, but there was just not enough of it.  And Trey faced another difficulty because, since his hair is blonde, it didn't show up anyway.  Finally, Andy decided it wasn't worth it anymore and jumped ship.  (May he's attempted goatee rest in peace.)  Theyt are both,  however, still holding on to hope.  Hoping that someday they will actually have real facial hair!  That someday they will have nasty, groddy, dirty goatees that collect flies!  That someday you will listen to their music!  And you can help.  Please send donations to:

                                       The Trey 'n Andy Goatee Fund
                                        0 Hair Street
                                        Marietta, GA 30064

Cash, checks, money orders, travelers' check, and all major credit cards accepted.  Thank you for your support.  With your help, someday they will have goatees!

(It seems the only one who can grow a goatee is Pam . . .)

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