Allow Me To Introduce Myself . . .
(This is mostly taken from one of those E-mail surveys.)
Name: MonkeyBwoy (Pronounced like MonkeyBoy with a Jamaican accent, but if I tried to explain to you why, you wouldn't understand.  In case you were  wondering, that's not my real name, but if I told you that, well, I'd have to kill you.)
Age:  16 (Finally!  Thank God!)
Birthdate: 10/19/84 (Presents are expected.)
Nicknames: MonkeyBoy, Andy, Anders!, Nacho, Hey You!, Baritone Boy,  Barthelomew J. Higgins Schmidt
Esq. III, The Golden Child, Spikey, Sir Kibbles,  Matrix Boy (or Keanu), Xigog High Emperor
Overlord Treasurer of the Planet Zinthon, Gary Coleman
School: Marietta High School
Status: Yes, it's true, I have a gf now, sorry everybody.
Look
s:  Tall, dark, and handsome (kinda an Antonio Banderas look with a little Brad Prit and Matt Damon
mixed in)

Heigh
t:  5'6" (Hey, it's my mom's fault!)
Weigh
t:  135 pounds (and it's pure muscle)
Eye col
or:  brown, I guess
Hair color/leng
th:  Nappy, nappy, nappy.  Half bleached, half black (as always), grown way out and curled up on the ends.  :-)
Facial hair:
Woohoo!  I can finally have this section!  I've got a scraggly little goatee going on on my chin, not bad.
Piercin
gs:  No, they hurt.
Tattoo
s:  None . . .  yet . . .  :-)
Shoe Siz
e:  10 
Favorite fo
od:  Anything not originating from the MHS cafeteria
Favorite dr
ink:  Cherry Coke (especially good with chimichangas)
Favorite anim
al:  The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles
Favorite col
or:  Jungle green
Favorite numb
er: 19
Favorite spo
rt:  Soccer (to play, it's pretty boring to watch).  I like marching band too, but that's not a
sport.

Favorite movi
es:  Jurassic Park, The Matrix, Men in Black, Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
Monty Python's . . . And Now for Something Completely Different,  the movies that I made for                         school

Favorite types of mus
ic:  I'm into just about everything from Phish to Incubus to moe. to Group X
Favorite ba
nd:  Weezer
Favorite
CD:  (at the moment) "Horrorscope" by Eve 6
Favorite so
ng:  "Here's To The Night" by Eve 6 (right now)
Song you would choose as your theme song:
"Say It Ain't So" by Weezer
Favorite TV sho
ws:  Saturday Night Live (The old ones are better.) and The Daily Show (I have a bunch of others, I just can't think of them right now.)
Favorite sto
re:  I'm not a big shopper, but most of my stuff comes from American Eagle.  (I hate Abercrombie!)
Favorite subje
ct:  It doesn't matter; I sleep through all of them anyway.
GPA
: 4.163 (I'm slipping a bit . . .)
SAT sco
re:  1420 (Yay, me!)
College pla
ns: I'm undecided right now.  I'm much more interested i schools in North Carolina now ;-), but we'll see
Career Pla
ns:  Fight crime a masked superhero, cook corndogs in a 7-11 in Des Moine, Iowa, become
a professional wrestler,  or be in a band.

Music instruments that can be play
ed:  baritone, trombone, trumpet, tuba, French horn (I'm trying to learn), guitar (acoustic and electric),  bass, drums, piano, and I might be able to sing, but probably not.
Hobbi
es:  Playing guitar,  writing songs and poetry, playing soccer, doing my homework at 3:00 in the
morning or outside the band room in the morning., sleeping (in my classes),  riding around
Laurel Park with ponytails in my hair on my ten-speed, rainbow-colored bike with baseball cards in the spokes hoping to get jumped, being a tele-pathetic, etc,

Annoying sayin
gs:  "Monkey" (not so much anymore), "Dude!," and "U-WHAY!"
Dancing skills:
None whatsoever
Favorite quo
te:  "The trendiest thing to do is to make fun of trendy people." -Either a brillant sage or some stupid kid and "Don't ever point your finger at a crazy person!" -Girl, Interrupted
I expect you to have this memorized.  You will be tested later!
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