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Could this be the end? Ivor Biggun writes for MFN Shock news in! Monkey Flip Drummer John has decided to leave the band to persue his own interests. When we asked John what was going on he refused to comment on the situation. However, in true tabloid newspaper fashion we persued him and continued to call him immature things like stinky and big fat boy. We realised that this was not working when he started to agree with things we were saying so we used brute force. We mugged him, tied him to a chair and threatened to cut off his fro' (which is still growing in a mighty fine manner), at which point he told us something. He said: "I'm leaving the band because I don't want to end up playing punk music 24/7." We here at MFN know John better than most, and so here is our attempt at translating that for you. We understand what he said to mean that he is going of to live in a box and fine tune his fro' for about 3 years, before coming back, and joining N-Sync and taking the world by storm. After that he plans to do something with a banana, an old woman and a pair of leather trousers, all before dieing of spontanious combustion at the ripe old age of 20. We hope that we have managed to make give some sense to Johns puzzling words. The question on everybodies lips now is what is going to happen to Monkey Flip now? Well, Luke refused to give us an interview, but mentioned something about needing "To be alone" and "Channel 5", but we managed to get a few words out of Adrian. Adrian said: "Monkey Flip will carry on, as long as there is love, peace and harmony in the world. As long as you can find a place for us in your hearts, we will fill it. I particularly like the news team, I think that they should get paid more. There you go, I've read it, so untie me. UNTIE ME! HELP! No, I won't, NO! NOOOOO! I wont wear a gimp suit, you'll have to kill me first." Monkey Flip are, however, now officially now looking for a drummer, so if you live in or around Southampton, and can and want to drum for a punk band, then email us. Anyway thats all for now, the next news bulletin will probably be either 'Is Adrian dead, or did he wear leather?', or 'How can Jonny P be so greasy?'. Thanks for reading. |