| Okay... This one was tough, but here is how it starts as best as I can think. About a year ago at one of my friends houses i was looking in a name dictionary to find out what my name ment. All I can remember it saying was " God ". Just a few days ago a recollected that memeroy and wanted to learn more. I started by searching in a huge book of gods. It had no information of gods, it just had a whole lot of names. One of the names was " Josh ". I still was not satisfyed so I went on the internet ( where else? ) and searched for " The God Josh ". I clicked on one of the links to a page about the culture of the Saxons who inhabited Great Britain in the 800's through the 1300's. It just so happens that they had a god named " Joshe " who was " The God of Pigs, Meat, and dried Sausage ". I had come to a conclusion. I am the Almighty Josh, Sausage God!!!!! |
