| Mary was Irish... She was Mary the Irish. As all Irish people do, she had a tad bit of a drinking problem. I don't mean that she was an overdrinker... I mean she had a problem with drinking. Any liquid that this Irish Mary touched would turn into a Platypus, but that for was only temporary. The Platypus would then pop like a corn kernel. Like Platy-pop Corn. This was also appetizing, but not thirst quenching. So she needed to find a leprechaun. A leprechaun could solve her problems with a wish if she caught one. So she went into her favorite leprechaun mushroom garden and found one. But as she tried to pick him up he turned himself into water, hoping to slip through her grasp. He was mistaken and soon turned into a platypus. Then popped. Then Mary the Irish... |