| Dr. Pain |
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| WANTED |
| Age: Unknown Sex: Not in a million years Height: 3" nothin' Race: 2nd Place Description: Short male. Black hair. Tan skin. Wants to take contol of the world. Eleven secret hideouts all over the world. Looks inocent, but is trained to kill. Has even evaded James " Alpha Male " Bond. |
| Notice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dr.Pain fled his hideout #.7 on June 4, 2002 after an assault by Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six team. He was escorted by a small disc shaped vehicle with a getaway driver resembling this man to the right. If you have any helpful information on Dr.Pain we are offering a reward. He is considered armed and considerably dangerous. Do not let him escape if you find him. You are a great help to your country. Thank you. |
| Wanted Geataway driver |
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| Closeup shot. Let us know at this number. 1-800-HIPPYBASTARD |
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| Codename: BASTARD |