In the Senate, BUSINESS AS USUAL By [email protected]
                                                 
                                                  But there in the Senate
                                                  Big lies were told
                                                  Of partisanship and hatred
                                                  Why," this is so cold"
                                                  This man's only done what others would do
                                                  His wife is an iceburg
                                                  A wench and a shrew
                                                  And there was nothing to the Whitewater theme
                                                  No treason no espionage nor bribery scene
                                                  This man is pure as driven white snow
                                                  (At least he's white-that much we KNOW)
                                                  His family no slaves like the family McCain
                                                  Why he's a Rhodes Scholar
                                                  He's sharp- what a brain
                                                  But can he remember
                                                  When he testifies
                                                  His truth is in falsehood
                                                  All swathed in his lies.
                                                  What donations from Megapimp in yonder Thailand
                                                  He knows not a wit- blows sax in the band
                                                  AIDS tainted blood from prisoners-what's that?
                                                    "I just don't remember"
                                                  Just ask Boots my cat...
                                                    Or Buddy or Al -I'm sorry -can't recall 
                                                  That dope on a saucer never happened at all...
                                                    And no one's protecting me-not ONE mouthpiece-NONE
                                                    And  Foster- God Rest Him-why-he ate his gun!!!
                                                  The silver or the black- I don't know WHICH one.
                                                    And Mena "I swear- was Lassiter's deal"
                                                    I don't know from nothin'- my ignorance is real...
                                                    Those Rose Law firm records
                                                    Were here in the hall
                                                    Hillary didn't shread 'em
                                                    It was not a two year stall
                                                    Obstruction of justice- IT NEVER TAKES PLACE
                                                    I never could lie- and keep a straight face.
                                                    And Janet MY Janet oh priceless is she
                                                    She took all the blame for Waco- not me
                                                    And look the poor thing is sick and so ill
                                                    Be a shame to FIRE her
                                                    She serves me so well
                                                    Unindited conspirators- I can't think of one
                                                    Without thinking of dozens of scams I have done
                                                    Tyson chicken- small pickin's but GOOD 
                                                    What a bribe- a thousand took off
                                                    Hey man give me five...                                                   
                                                    No not five bucks- do you think I'm cheap
                                                    I loan money overseas and earn while I sleep
                                                    And speakin' of sleep
                                                    I wish this last year- I didn't have to sleep
                                                    I have promises to keep
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