THE GAME
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is this: to
get all kinds of drunk, and wage war in the
You will be assigned to an ultra-exclusive team chosen by the secretive, reclusive Monica Hernandez (the MAXIMUM BIRTHDAY GIRL). You will be a gang of hunters, chasing down the unfortunate fools whose lives you hold in your hands. However, this will not be a cakewalk. There will be gangs of assassins hot on your trail, even as you fire on your targets.
At the start of the game, you will be introduced to all the other teams. You will be given a dossier of your target team, even as someone is receiving your dossier. You will only be able to kill the people in the dossier in your hands. This is important, as it means that you will not be able to kill the people hunting you.
When confronted by your killers, you have no choice but to run. Your weapons are useless against them. The only exception to this is if you are the last two teams standing, holding each others dossiers.
Each team will elect a "MAXIMUM HEAD". The MAXIMUM HEAD will do his or her best to lead their team into victory. However, like ninjas, if your head is removed, your body can still rain down hell on your enemies. When you are killed, you absolutely must buy your killer a drink. You will probably need one yourself (death isn't pretty). When your entire team has been killed, you must pass your victim’s dossier on to the team that killed you, after, of course, you buy them a drink.
You must carry a regulation-sized water pistol in full view at all times. No super-squirters. It is recommended that they be quite colorful. Grenades (water balloons) are allowed.
Dead players are allowed to "buy" their way out of purgatory and become reanimated as ROGUE ASSASSINS, answerable only to THE MAXIMUM BIRTHDAY GIRL. ROGUE ASSASSINS will be sent out to bring MAXIMUM FEAR. ROGUE ASSASSINS will be encouraged to scream "COBRA!!!!" at the top of their lungs when attacking their victims, because it will cause MAXIMUM FEAR.
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO
-All teams are to meet at Delirium on 16th (Between Valencia and Guerrero) at 1:30PM. You will find your team, throw back a drink, hear the rules, fill up your water pistols, read your dossier, and then run for dear life!
-Purchase your own regulation-sized water pistol
-Come if full costume or team color - Emails with your assigned TEAM THEME and TEAM COLOR went out last week. If you did not receive this email please email Monica at [email protected] ASAP!