Idiot Boyfriend

From town to town
City to city
Young guys and older women
Are out there getting busy!!!

I want Goldie Hawn
Diane Keaton
Kathie Lee Gifford
And Patricia Heaton
Go back to my place and turn off the light
Cause me and Judge Judy gonna disrobe tonight

I think Kim Catrell's the bomb
But I'd rather hook up with J Lo's mom

Let me whisper something in your miracle ear...
I love you!
And I know it's ironic that I'm young and hip
And you just got yours replaced
But I think your great!
No, I don't think the Hulk looks fake
I think your great
I think your great

Bea Arthur once showed me this trick
You take out your teeth and I (guitar sounds only!)

JK Rowling and Hillary Stories
This weeks best seller list makes me so horny!

Please don't judge me
It's not that weird is it?
That I wanna pay Martha Stewart a long, conjical visit!

And Oprah, call me!



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