(I Can't Play) Basketball

Yo!
Are you ready for some air ball throwin
Free throw blowin
No look where I'm goin
Free style flowin?
You are in my house baby!

Well it's Tip off time and I'm off the tip
Walkin to the bench and I sit
Bite my lip, bustin out rhymes
Standin in line cause it's garbage time
Cause I'm calm, I'm cool and I collected
Eighteen shots that got rejected
I'm not Corey Feldman
I'm not Corey Haim.
I got a license to drive but I ain't got game.


Jimmy, What you say?
You can't play
Basketball

Jimmy, what you say? (I double-dribble, traveled through the middle)
You can't play
Basketball (Oh, my bad - you're not on my team?)

Wear my socks high cause it makes me feel cool
I don't know how to dribble
But I know how to drool
People always say that I'm a basketball fool
I got a little tiny hoop cold "floatin" in my pool
Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet
I took him to the hole
I took him to the vet
Shoot from the three every chance I get
I call it in the air
Nothin but nothin


Jimmy, What you say?
You can't play
Basketball

Jimmy, What you say?
You can't play
Basketball

Okay
Here's my chance
The open lane
Don't get nervous
Don't sweat
Everyone's watching
You can do it man
I mean just dribble up
Don't double dribble
Just dribble normal
Don't show everyone that you can dribble super-fast between your legs like you do in your driveway
No, this is in front of people on the court
I'm gonna go up in the air
I'm gonna dunk it as hard as I can
Cause usually I'm on the other end
People dunking on me
I'm used to some 7 foot dude's "thingy" getting smacked in my face
I still got the bruise to prove it
But I ain't gonna take that nickname "Dick Bruiseface" lyin down
My name ain't Dick Bruiseface

Well listen up ya'll
You know I'm not tall
My name was never written on the bathroom wall
I'm gonna say "What's up?!"
I'm gonna take the pump
Cause I'm a moving pick
I'm gonna shoot some bricks
So I huff and puff
I say enuff Z'nuff
I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuff


Jimmy, What you say?
You can't play
Basketball

Jimmy, What you say?
You can't play
Basketball

Jimmy, What you say?
You can't play
Basketball

Jimmy, What you say?
You can't play
Basketball


[Turn up the volume in the end to hear some guy making a weird sound!]

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