Characters:
*Jimmy Fallon-- no introduction needed
*Kristen-- the very sexy and yet, intelligent girl next door who writes steamy romance novels
* Britney Spears -- who thinks she is Jimmy's ex-girlfriend, despite how they never dated because Jimmy likes Kristen.
* Tim Curry-- who is a Magic Shop owner and wearing a very fiesty tuxedo with a top hat and a twinkle in his eye.
Plot:
1- Kristen lives nextdoor to Jimmy in a very swanky ritzy studio apartment in NYC... they have met and casually make chit-chat in the elevator.
2- In her hurry to get to her publisher with the manuscript of her lastest novel, Kristen bumps into Jimmy ... dropping her laptop and breaking it,almost falling over
3- Jimmy catches her and offers to fix laptop because he's just that sexy
4- Its very hot in Kristen's apartment, since she "accidentally" broke her A/C so Jimmy has to take his shirt off
5- Jimmy can't fix laptop without getting this special computer thing and says "I usually don't have trouble getting the 'harddrive up'" and winks
6- Kristen and Jimmy head downtown to the nearest computerplace and find it has been replaced by a magic shop
7- Tim Curry greets them creepily and tells them that the magic handcuffs will solve any problem, and has them close their eyes
8- Tim Curry handcuffs Jimmy and Kristen together and laughs like a wicked devil, while swallowing the key "that will solve your problem"
9- Jimmy and Kristen giggle in disbelief but ultimately leave because Jimmy thinks he can fix the laptop and get them uncuffed at his place
10- when they get there, they find a very upset Britney Spears demanding why he doesn't return her calls. Kristen seductively rubs herself on Jimmy and shows Britney the hand cuffs.
11- Britney leaves in a huff. Jimmy says "oops... I did it again!" while looking into Kristen's eyes who replies "Screw that computer... I'll give you a laptop!"
12- jimmy and kristen tumble unto the floor. Kristen takes off jimmy's pants and throws them across the room. The key for the handcuffs flies out. (that CRAFTY Tim Curry!)
13-Its ignored for the next 2 hours.
14-HAPPY ENDING!: publisher called Kristen and explains that she needs to reschedule Kristen's appt. but loves the story so far.
15- except Kristen doesn't get the message until the next morning ::wink wink::
PAJAMA PARTY** By Kristin
Characters:
* Jimmy Fallon
* Chris Kattan
* Kristen! woo hoo!
* Britney Spears
* Liev Schieber (you know, Parker Posey's ex-boyfriends are the most beautiful guys in the world. Especially Jimmy)
Plot:
1- Kristen, having sold 1000000 million copies of her book "the Old Ball and Chain" based on her torrid affair with Jimmy Fallon throws a PJ party
2- Jimmy is the first to arrive
3- with handcuffs
4- "Oh Jimmy... your flannel pajamas are so sexy... OOPS! I accidentally took off your pants!"
5- "Oh Kristen, your pajamas accidentally burst off when I attacked you my sexy sexy self and kissed you senseless"
6- 1 hour later....
7- The guests arrive, all at once (let us not waste time)
8- Chris pounces on Kristen and Jimmy "Group hug!!!!"
9- Jimmy shouts out to Britney "Hey Brit-- no hard feelings... I love Kristen, but I still think you are sexy!"
10- Kristen: "Same here, Britney... come on... join the hug!"
11- Liev: "Hey! what about me?"
12- Chris jumps up and grabs him "HUGGY!"
13- Kristen plays with everyone's hair, especially Jimmy's
14- everyone falls asleep, snuggled up watching bad sci-fi movies
15- Britney suddenly wakes up and screaming in pleasure! Everyone else wakes up too
16- Chris goes and snuggles with her "Hey Brit-- what is it?"
17- "Like Ohmigod! I had this totally dirty dream about all of us.. doing naughty things!"
18- Chris purrs. Jimmy whispers "I had a dirty dream about you! 'cept it already came true before the party!" into Kristen's ear!
19- Liev "Psh! psh! No secrets!!" looking right at Jimmy. Jimmy acts innocent but giggles and ruffles his hair. "Britney! SPILL!"
20- Britney tells her dirty dream (shown in dreamvision in the hardcore movie)
21- After its over, everyone laughs "Oh that was so dirty! Better not tell Justin, Britney!"
22- Jimmy says "oh no Kristen we are out of ...um... ice... lets... um... go to the store" blushing. "NOW"
23- Kristen laughs "YES, we SOO need some ice to cool off...." glances at Jimmy, who is biting his lip and staring seductively, with his rumpled hair glowing in the soft dimmed lights, she hastily continues "Yeah, we'll be right back... so you kids play nice nice...:"
24- they all wink.
