Evening classes for women

Women think they already know everything, but now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman
Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:

Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management:

Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the
Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I:

Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II :

Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you
Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely:

 A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I:

Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II:

Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III:

How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Footwear:

Wearing Shoes You Already Have Worn