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有個大學生零用錢花光了，日子難熬，
想向老爸要錢，但又不好意思。 於是就寫了下篇文章：$eptember $ixth, 1997
Dear Mom and Dad: Gue$$ what I need?
Plea$e $end $ome a$ $oon a$ po$$ible.
Thank$.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $am
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父母的回函更是技高一籌：
NOvember second, 1997
Dear Sam:
NOthing much is happening here. NObody is sick. We have NOthing else to tell you. Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
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