Male-Female Definitions
female.............Any part under a car's hood.
male............... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
female.............Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male............... Playing football without a helmet.
female........... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male............. Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
female....... A desire to get married and raise a family.
male......... Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
female......... A good movie, concert, play or book.
male........... .Anything that can be done while drinking.
female.........An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male............A source of entertainment, self-statement & male bonding.
female........The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male.......... Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
female........A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male.......... A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.