Male-Female Definitions

  1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
  2. female.............Any part under a car's hood.

    male............... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

  3. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
  4. female.............Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

    male............... Playing football without a helmet.

  5. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
  6. female........... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

    male............. Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

  7. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
  8. female....... A desire to get married and raise a family.

    male......... Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

  9. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
  10. female......... A good movie, concert, play or book.

    male........... .Anything that can be done while drinking.

  11. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
  12. female.........An embarrassing by-product of digestion.

    male............A source of entertainment, self-statement & male bonding.

  13. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
  14. female........The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.

    male.......... Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

  15. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

female........A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

male.......... A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

 

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