Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.

The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.

The others look at him questioningly. That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps Out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his ass.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"

"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

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幾分鐘之後,房中傳來電話響聲.第二條麻甩佬將手掌舉向耳邊.佢講完電話之後就解釋: '呢 個係我個手提! 我裝左塊晶片o係手掌度.'

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佢解釋 '冇.. 我收緊fax o者.'