Changing a Light Bulb the Christian Way

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

 Charismatic :  Only 1.
 Hands are already in the air.

 Pentecostal :   10.
 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

 Presbyterians :   None.
 Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

 Roman Catholic :   None.
 Candles only.

 Baptists :   At least 15.
 One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change
and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

 Episcopalians:   3.
 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about
how much better the old one was.

 Mormons :   5
 One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

 Unitarians :
 We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you,  You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

 Methodists : Undetermined
 Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.  You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb.  Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

 Nazarene : 6
 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

 Lutherans: None
 Lutherans don't believe in change.

 Amish :
 What's a light bulb?